People Are Stupid

friend: “hey let’s go out tonight”

me: “can’t, I’m at my dog’s birthday party”

It’s not rocket surgery. It’s not difficult.

Today my girlfriend said to me “I can’t wait to watch you succeed” with the biggest grin on her face and man if that isn’t just like the most loving, supportive thing anyone could ever say idk what is

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Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open. #life #happy #quotes

Her: Hey. Wyd?

Him: Cooking dinner for us. So it’ll be ready when you come thru.

Her: Yeah about that. I’m not coming anymore. I’m sorry.

Him: Nah it’s fine.

Also him:

This was life

I can’t believe there are people out there that haven’t seen this before