This Used To Be Me Everyday. Need This.

I’m not crying YOURE crying

This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up

…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”

You’ve got to use it, the pain. Use it as fuel to move past the torment, to the light at the end of the tunnel.

Thomas E. Sniegoski (via headlesssamurai)

Oh, you’re sad because a girl at your high-school doesn’t like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye chinks from a helicopter in the middle of a some god forsaken jungle. Don’t tell me you have it hard because you’re a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the supple brown nymph you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a rickety bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing her gook village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.