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“You started young, right? What is your advice for young people?”
These are the young people who “need to get out and vote”
Context: me and some friends are playing pen and paper fallout, basically if dnd and fallout had a baby. This game has a bunch of d100 rolls where a high roll is actually very bad. We were raiding a super mutant camp and one bad roll led to another…
DM: the mutant is charging forward at you, you can roll to attack.
Friend 1: I take out my Magnum and…
DM: what?
Friend 1: uh…
Me: oh shit he got a bad roll. Calling it right now.
Friend 1: just promise me you won’t do anything dumb with this.
Friend 2: SHOOT HIM IN THE DICK
Friend 1: …I got an 89
DM: upon pulling your gun out, you fire too early, and shoot yourself in the dick. Roll for damage
Friend 1: God damn it man. *rolls a d6* I got a 1
DM: you end up circumcised by the bullet.
Friend 1: THAT’S NOT HOW THAT BULLSHIT WORKS
Friend 2 and the DM just die laughing as friend 1 is arguing about getting circumcised.
The Tuskegee Airmen, the highly decorated, all-black unit that served in WWII; 1940s
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A Summer Solstice Portal.
So female nipples are allowed to be exposed for no particular reason in REAL LIFE on the street in PUBLIC (as ruled by Supreme Court) but not on Tumblr?
And don’t give me “we don’t pay our taxes” because we do. Bye. Thanks for turning into shit Instagram.