Randydandy0h

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

Edge of Laniakea

prints

bruh

One day, that “secret family recipe” will just be that recipe their ancestor looked up online years ago and everybody liked.

Something I’ve realised working in retail is that………..ppl just don’t fucking read……

We selectively bred them for obedience for thousands of years.

What did we do to deserve dogs?

via @celeste_class

White people whitewashed Jesus and Mary and many religious figures, but tell them that the devil is white and all of a sudden it's a problem

-Elijah

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