Everyday. Test Me.

a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?

some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop

the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..

Just remember this when Democrats try to say it’s not about gun confiscation and criminalizing law abiding citizens and just “common sense” gun laws.

Art by Jim Burns.

I’m not offended, I’m just informing you that you’re not saying my name, but rather some other fucking non sense

Data: Please pronounce my name correctly Pulaski: Waa waa is baby’s wittle feelings hurt

Sheev’s nightmare

“Your secret is safe with me. Largely because I don’t care and will probably forget.”

— Neelix

Every time I see news coverage of a protest I remember this image of a single overturned trashcan in front of The Washington Post building

Las Vegas, 1962

Fremont Street at 4th, looking west, then east.