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I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

I was going for a Harry Potter vibe….let me know how you think I did.

this always gives me solace when i’m feeling alone. the one is out there, just keep looking :)

Say it with me kids

Words are not oppressive. It’s your choice to be offended by them & give them power. Stop being a pussy.

It’s not considered human OR intelligent life because it fucking isn’t. Because humans and intelligent life aren’t single fucking called organisms.