well damn
Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.
That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.
USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
(A/N: ghost's part is platonic y'all)
TW: mentions of stabbing, and swearing
POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR HOLLOW KNIGHT. I haven't finished the game so I'm sorry if this is bad.
Hornet
-She's extremely overprotective, especially when you're traveling.
-she has to drag you away from danger as you tend to wander a lot.
-You and her visit the little knight in Dirtmouth sometimes.
-occasionally, she will sharpen her needle.
-which then leads to you violently stabbing things with it.
-She woke up to you screaming one night, only to rush out of the room and find you playing UNO with the knight and PV. (yes I know UNO doesn't exist in the hollowverse but bear with me here)
-She calls you a "strange little [bug]."
-she's not the best at being affectionate, but will often call you, 'dear', or 'darling.'
-her cooking is absolutely shit. (please teach her)
-likes making crowns of flower and silk with you.
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The Pure Vessel
-They pick you up a lot, either carrying you on their shoulder or by your legs upside down.
-they are very affectionate so expect lots of nuzzling or bonking their faceplate against yours.
-they like to sit in the gardens with you while you stroll around and document the different plant life.
-they often gift you flowers, it's their way of showing affection besides acts of service.
-Pure vessel can and will purr if you scratch under their chin.
-they can growl and make noise, but most of the time it's just quiet grunts or huffs.
-They curl around you when you fall asleep, holding you close against them.
-it brings them a bit of comfort to know that you're alive and okay. (foreshadowing)
-they use sign language to communicate.
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Ghost | little knight
-they see you as an older sibling.
-you've lost count of how many times you've had to drag them away from the Pale King whilst they're trying to attack him. (let's just pretend he's alive)
-likes it when you read to them. they can't talk but your voice brings them comfort.
-like Pure vessel, they can make noise.
-they sound like a motorboat. you're not sure how. the abyssal shrieking is what creeps you out the most.
-has beat you in UNO more then once.
-enjoys it when you sparr with them.
-You see them in the Colosseum of fools occasionally.
-will slap a sticker or two on your faceplate. their favorites are the stars.
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well that was a dumpster fire
time to go crawl in the dirt and sleep for another hundred years or so
sorry if this is shit I haven't slept yet 👍
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IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!!!!!!!
Oh boy I sure am happy to come home after a long day, I wonder what's in store for m-
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME HAPPENED