The final volume of Rock Lee SD has a bonus scene featuring the founders, which is unavailable in most languages. It feels unfair... so I just wanna share, hehehehe.
ebook offical: https://jumpbookstore.com/item/SHSA_ST01C88017000701_57.html
Before Konoha's founding... "Goo..." (windy)
Tobi: Elder brother and Madara... the two from their childhood relationship... must fully know each other's weakpoints, how on earth will they fight!?
Mada: "Tsu" UoOOOOOOOOOOOO! "Sasa" :Hashi
Madara: Well I mean, Hashirama, even today, your hairstyle's lame. "boso (whisper)"
Hashi: "Ga-n" (Shock)
Tobi: An insult-!
Hashi: It can't be.... "Zuu~n"(depression)
Tobi: Elder brother's weakpoint... his depressive habit was targeted.
Hashi: However, from here, I'll counterattack, zo! "ba-"(clap)
Tobi: Elder brother-!
"Toliet"
Mad: Ku... Hashiramaaa! Standing behind me makes my weewee stop! Quit it!!
Hsahi: Gahahah! This is Madara's weakpoint, zo!
Tobi: You two are idiots....
Madara's breaking another unspoken rule where you shouldn't use the middle urinal. I'll give a nice link: (even the pictures tell a good story. I'm curious what you think) https://kyanoscreate.hatenablog.com/entry/2018/01/25/031304
zo is Hashirama's speaking habit (alot). To me it's endearing, a part of his character, so I'm going to leave it out. Not sure how to translate\explain, it kind of gives a old fashioned feeling.
Tobirama's anija is old fashioned, what samurai families used, kind of "sophisticated". I guess "elder brother"? The Senju family talks more like the traditional samurai family in the flashback, while the Uchiha are normal. But during the warring states era, most clans should talk like the senju, and so the Uchiha would be strange for not doing so.
Hashirama: Tobirama, why are you naked?
Tobirama: Uh...
Tobirama: I don’t have any clothes!
Hashirama: *Opening the closet.* Well that's just not true, you have pants, shirts, vests, hey Madara, jackets, socks—
I love their interactions
I did a comic!, kind of(?)
Here is the translation!:
-What do you have there baby, a drawing?
-Is this…Mr Black Hat?
-But 505 I AM your dad
-And this? Another drawing?
-M-MOM??!?!???!
-I’m fine my baby….I love the drawing, thank you…
In case you needed better quality screenshots of our little gremlin
Madara: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Hashirama: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Izuna: A realist sees a freight train.
Tobirama: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
not a chance
Madara: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Tobirama: Madara, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Madara: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
I’m merely a serious artist. I swear-
“...Be they be a friend...siblings...or even my own child...”
“What kind of a man are you?!”
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If only he knew these words were belongs to his brother...
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Note: This post is made for fun, Tobirama was clearly talking about stabbing Sasuke, I just wanted to make a dramatic post that’s it, don’t take it seriously
The scrunklies aka my new comfort characters