I Thnink One Day I’m Going To Lose My Left Eye? Throughout My Life I Have Had The Strong Sense That

For the vast majority of my life i thought the reason people drank milk after eating chocolate goods to stop the burning in their mouth. turns out I'm allergic to chocolate and this is not normal.

if fish where real they would be communists

hoooooooi chug monstor engy before bed now cannot s;leeep,,,,,,,,,,,,, mistake!

Wouldn’t it be fucked up if when you commit a crime they put you in the smoother

Gas station are the most beutiful bird to me. Ancient corpse of flight rises once more(gas evaporation?)

Im whimsical and can be trusted with responsibility

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

Suicide? the only thing im committing is to the bit

they call it a laptop because im topping it than its grinding on my lap

aknow how plastic dino soars are made of real dinosaurs(bc oil)? I wanna do thaat to my me when i die. Lil plastic ratty boy made from moy corpse oil

"my computers overheating-" your computers in heat?!😍😩🤯🫣✨💋✂️💖✨💕