I Want To Slurp A Lava Lamp

i want to do an art but its 12:17 am :(

Cats=brain juice

Me: can we PLEASE focus I need to do my homework

Brain: c a t. M e me

I had math due today that the teacher failed to inform us about. I will cram any missing homework on the weekend b4 my unit test

i got a new phone but neither of the cases I got line up correctly and it makes me want to cry because now I can't listen to music 😭

You need a smooth brain to like school/j

Schools: THIS IS A BULLY FREE ZONE! WE WANT TO PREVENT POOR MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND MAKE STUDENTS FEEL SAFE AT SCHOOL!!

Also schools: You have 2 hours of homework in class A, 1.5 in class B, and 1 in classes C, D, and E. If this isn't done by tomorrow you'll fail the class and your GPA wi drop. :)

read this book for the first time when i was 8 in my doctor's office waiting for an appointment. loved it then, hopefully love it more now. @neil-gaiman has produced the books of my childhood

Cold water is pointy like a triangle

Warm water is wavy like a circle

Room temp water is both... Its a rounded triangle and its nasty

So do i math is helping slowly wrinkle mine though

Schools: THIS IS A BULLY FREE ZONE! WE WANT TO PREVENT POOR MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND MAKE STUDENTS FEEL SAFE AT SCHOOL!!

Also schools: You have 2 hours of homework in class A, 1.5 in class B, and 1 in classes C, D, and E. If this isn't done by tomorrow you'll fail the class and your GPA wi drop. :)

Very much so other wise brain=scrambled eggs

Have a brain cleaning if you wish

Dear Mr Jefferson,

If i can prove i never touched my balls will you agree to not tell