F1 Academy, Dumbass Boy Edition.

*Reggie and James at the mall*

security guard : sir, is this man bothering you *points at James doing Merlin knows what*

Regulus : *sighing* yes he is, but he's my husband, I signed up for this...

James : *smiles stupidly*

Oscar looks beautiful in his new Esquire spread. but you know what angers me? the amount of fucking airbrushing. because you know what he has in real life? acne. and freckles. and there’s nothing wrong with either of those things - not as a model, not as an athlete. and yet there is not a freckle or a blemish in sight.

put them back! let people have skin! he is stunning the way he is, he didn’t need his skin polished to twilight vampire levels of smoothness.

this has me just as aggravated as when magazines edit out Verstappen’s lip freckle.

it’s 2024, why are we still denying the fact that people have skin?!

James : *falls down the stairs*

Regulus : are you okay, love? *genuinely concerned*

James : mhm, why wouldn't I be? *trying to sound nonchalant*

Regulus : you just fell ...

James : oh no I was just doing a... gravity check *awkwardly pats the floor then gets up* yup it's working

Regulus : ..... I don't even know why I love you *sigh*

*Remus and Sirius in the kitchen*

Sirius : *struggling to get a plate from the top shelf*

Remus, amused : need me to get it for you, love?

Sirius : *gasp* HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT !!

Remus : *laughs* ... okay then

«moments later...»

Sirius : *defeated sigh* help me please? *crosses his arms and looks away*

just thinking about lando feeling like it has been years since him and oscar have been teammates when in fact it's only been one season.

and how comfortable and easy their partnership must be for someone like lando to feel that way so quickly.

there is such a deep rooted respect between them, as teammates, as racing drivers, as people. it's like they were made to find each other. i hope it never changes.

Look at what I found… in Carlos Sainz’ liked tweets… eh….

Just heard a dad call his daughter scooter bug and if that's not Lando coded I don't know what is

Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri play Hide-and-Seek

*the marauders planing their next prank*

Remus : so what's our escape plan

Peter :

Sirius :

James :

Sirius and James : our... what?

Remus : ....

Peter : OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

trying to put in perspective just how young Lando used to look compared to the drivers he grew up racing with...

Lando, age 15

Max and Charles, age 15

Alex, age 15

Lance and George, age 15

Estie, age 15