So Close Yet So Far

Yet another weird S2 dream. Some highlights...

Crowley and Aziraphale went to America to resolve something to do with the end of the world.

Crowley made friends with a young girl who was being bullied at school and neglected at home. He made it his personal mission to give her parents a wake-up call and force them to be active parents because he realized the girl was suicidal. They didn't, but he managed to push the right buttons to get a caring aunt to come out and take custody.

Aziraphale and Crowley rode bikes.

At some point Aziraphale got a pug. It would scream like the pug party pug whenever people pet it. Everyone thought it was hilarious.

Aziraphale at some point came back with a bunch of stuff he got from shopping. He held up a roll of aluminum foil. "Look how big it is," he exclaimed to Crowley. "I got it from an American store called COST CO!"

At some point I woke up and wrote this blog (still asleep) and labeled it "good omens spoilers". I can assure you these are probably not spoilers.

Bonus content: the other night I had a dream about a murder house haunted by a ghost (he became the whole house). Aziraphale and Crowley were trapped there with humans and had to solve the mystery before the house drowned them all. At the end, the house vanished and Neil Gaiman appeared and said, "That one was for my mate Terry," and rode away on a bike.

“I know what you just did”

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The littlest defender

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Hey there beautiful, do you mind if we have a little chat please? I love the things you share on your profile, seems like we have something in common.

And what is that something we have in common?

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

S1: Sir, your car is on fire.

S2: Sir, you are on fire.

“4 month old Sydney got her first big girl haircut. The look of betrayal she gave me on the ride home was brutal, but extremely cute.”

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The demon is hungry

Majestic