My friend was talking about how good the command spell is,
Friend: "I killed a werewolf once by commanding it to eat a chocolate."
Me: "You know why chocolate kills dogs, right?"
Friend: "... no?"
Me: "It's a diarrhoetic- they get the shits and die from dehydration."
Friend: "So he died from dysentery?!?!"
I've been thinking about this werewolf shitting itself to death for the almost the whole past week help.
Angst
Distinctive Voice
European
Eye Imagery
Glowing Neon
Intelligence
Long Cape
Mysterious
Nonhuman
Obscured Face
Power
Power Of Love
Technically Antagonist
Theme Song
One Winged Angel
Redeemed Villain
ahahaha. really scared right now this is serious πππ
i am less than halfway towards my goal of 2000 dollars to survive moving out, and at the moment, if current trends hold up, im.. probably not gonna make that amount. i dont know what will happen to me if im not able to safely move out, im a visibly trans autistic person living in texas.
for the love of god, please, if you can, donate anything, and if you can send this to like.. rich friends, or friends with nice jobs, or friends with money they dont need, because i could seriously use some help
im appreciating all the encouraging words ive been getting but.. while kind, words will only get me so far. i dont exactly have options for places to live, so the only place i can go if i dont manage to get enough to move out is on the streets.
i get seeing these posts a lot is annoying, i get doing something about it is annoying, i get clicking on a link and sending money is more than you wanted to do while scrolling tumblr, but if everyone who saw this post and had the ability sent me money, i might make it. things are looking bleak, and im looking everywhere i can for sources of income, but at my current pace.. im donezo without a miracle, i think.
i guess ill do the whole thing again
hi! im delilah, im a plural autistic trans girl in an abusive household in a shitty town in texas. ive been incapable of getting a job because no businesses are trans-friendly and i cant exactly pass as cis, i rarely have enough food in the house, and to top it all off, on june 1 2024 (my birthday, in less than 3 months) i am going to be kicked out onto the streets regardless of what i do. i have no options for places to live, i have no options for actual income, so i have to resort to begging on the internet. i know its annoying but.. i really dont know what else i can do that i havent already tried.
i promise to you, if your money goes to me and helps me survive, it wont be a waste. i have so many dreams that i am desperate to fulfill, im in a large polycule (the above banner is my polycule's "logo"/"flag") with people i love and people that love me dearly, and one day i want to live with as many of my partners as i can, and open a bakery with my boyfriend finn. i try to be the best person i can be, i try to help my friends when they need it (and plenty of my friends have told me ive saved their lives or made their lives much better) and. i just want to live. i dont know how to continue this without just sounding like im guilt tripping, so ill sign off here.
#I am compelled #dopamine
small 4&8 comic thing
In the ship of marie and harmone who is the most time top?
i honestly see them both as switches, but marie would be more dominant
bonus doodle for your convenience
My turn :3
If itβs not listed here, what other ice cream do you associate with prev?