My Friend Was Talking About How Good The Command Spell Is,

My friend was talking about how good the command spell is,

Friend: "I killed a werewolf once by commanding it to eat a chocolate."

Me: "You know why chocolate kills dogs, right?"

Friend: "... no?"

Me: "It's a diarrhoetic- they get the shits and die from dehydration."

Friend: "So he died from dysentery?!?!"

I've been thinking about this werewolf shitting itself to death for the almost the whole past week help.

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1 year ago

Tumblr Sexyman Of The Day #218

Metaknight (Kirby Series, 1993)

Tumblr Sexyman Of The Day #218
Tumblr Sexyman Of The Day #218

List Of Archetypes

Angst

Distinctive Voice

European

Eye Imagery

Glowing Neon

Intelligence

Long Cape

Mysterious

Nonhuman

Obscured Face

Power

Power Of Love

Technically Antagonist

Theme Song

One Winged Angel

Redeemed Villain


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1 year ago

ahahaha. really scared right now this is serious πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

I HAVE LESS THAN 3 MONTHS LEFT UNTIL IM KICKED OUT AND DONATIONS ARE AT THEIR ALL TIME LOW WHEN I NEED THEM THE MOST

i am less than halfway towards my goal of 2000 dollars to survive moving out, and at the moment, if current trends hold up, im.. probably not gonna make that amount. i dont know what will happen to me if im not able to safely move out, im a visibly trans autistic person living in texas.

for the love of god, please, if you can, donate anything, and if you can send this to like.. rich friends, or friends with nice jobs, or friends with money they dont need, because i could seriously use some help

im appreciating all the encouraging words ive been getting but.. while kind, words will only get me so far. i dont exactly have options for places to live, so the only place i can go if i dont manage to get enough to move out is on the streets.

i get seeing these posts a lot is annoying, i get doing something about it is annoying, i get clicking on a link and sending money is more than you wanted to do while scrolling tumblr, but if everyone who saw this post and had the ability sent me money, i might make it. things are looking bleak, and im looking everywhere i can for sources of income, but at my current pace.. im donezo without a miracle, i think.

Ahahaha. Really Scared Right Now This Is Serious πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

C*SH*PP - @delilahswagga

P*YP*L - @delilahkill

i guess ill do the whole thing again

hi! im delilah, im a plural autistic trans girl in an abusive household in a shitty town in texas. ive been incapable of getting a job because no businesses are trans-friendly and i cant exactly pass as cis, i rarely have enough food in the house, and to top it all off, on june 1 2024 (my birthday, in less than 3 months) i am going to be kicked out onto the streets regardless of what i do. i have no options for places to live, i have no options for actual income, so i have to resort to begging on the internet. i know its annoying but.. i really dont know what else i can do that i havent already tried.

i promise to you, if your money goes to me and helps me survive, it wont be a waste. i have so many dreams that i am desperate to fulfill, im in a large polycule (the above banner is my polycule's "logo"/"flag") with people i love and people that love me dearly, and one day i want to live with as many of my partners as i can, and open a bakery with my boyfriend finn. i try to be the best person i can be, i try to help my friends when they need it (and plenty of my friends have told me ive saved their lives or made their lives much better) and. i just want to live. i dont know how to continue this without just sounding like im guilt tripping, so ill sign off here.

please dont scroll past this. share it if you can, copy the link and post it among you friends just to see if they can help, anything, for the love of god.


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1 year ago

#I am compelled #dopamine

regalbopper - Shodsire (Shiny Clodsire)
2 years ago
Here We Go Again

here we go again


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1 year ago

In the ship of marie and harmone who is the most time top?

i honestly see them both as switches, but marie would be more dominant

In The Ship Of Marie And Harmone Who Is The Most Time Top?

bonus doodle for your convenience


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11 months ago

My turn :3

If it’s not listed here, what other ice cream do you associate with prev?

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