He Wasn't Lying..that Wagdle Can Baby

Just because we aren't seeing more posts about Palestine, doesn't mean the genocide has stopped. Let's keep Praying and speaking up for Gaza, Palestine.

The Future Stares Back

buffins, its name is BUFFINS OML, I love it best cat name

buffins is very important

Y'ALL THEY JUST DROPPED NEW META KNIGHT LORE FOR KIRBY CAFE

PARFAIT META KNIGHT EATS WHILE TRAINING (メタナイトが鍛錬のあいまにチョコっと食べちゃうパフェ)

Desc:

For a solitary knight who is dedicated to mastering the way of the sword, rest is just as important as daily training. The parfait, which Meta Knight devours while resting, is a one-of-a-kind dish with chocolate ice cream on top, chocolate cream, and blueberry sauce.

Link to site under cut:

KIRBY CAFÉ / カービィカフェ 公式サイト

KIRBY CAFÉ / カービィカフェ 公式サイト

カービィの世界にカフェがあったら…。せっせと働くワドルディと、つまみ食い担当のカービィのおもてなしで、おなかも元気もいっぱいに！

Splatoon is the perfect Nintendo IP for this kind of representation, the Agent characters are already nonbinary for example so an it/its character is perfect.

CANON IT/IT'S CHARACTER, I REPEAT, CANON IT/IT'S PRONOUNS IN SPLATOON

Interestingly this post reminded me of that octoling in Yoko and the Gold Bazookas, who looks notably different from others we have seen.

They are named Tao Blu apparently, and they're based on the blue ring octopus. But their larger hair looks similarly styled to the rival octolings, making me wonder if they were one before? Perhaps there are more variants of rival octolings than the cloned models in the games would have us believe?

raghghghh this is finally done it took longer than it shouldve

anyway have some personal hc stuff of mine, visualised with some silly arts

i love rival octolings you guys dont UNDERSTAND i homebrewed my wii u just so i could play as one.

I was reciting the whole monologue to myself before noticing someone beat me to it at the end and it's so much better than whatever I could have done

Fuck you, City of Ur!

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