deducing meta knight's daily schedule according to kirby cafe:
wake up
eat an affogato
train
eat a parfait while you rest
adventure
eat a lava cake you were keeping in your cape
read
eat a mousse cake you were lovingly saving
train more
eat a chocolate cake because you're so noble
go to sleep
eat a parfait in the middle of the night
#rivulet
I think I should share some of my most popular stuff here on Tumblr too
“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma
and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND
My favorite part of this image is the puzzled expression the kid has, like they're not sure if they're enjoying this or supposed to be, or if it's a punishment
sorry your kid wouldnt stop naming pokemon in order so we had to flatten em into a sheet of lasagna
This aged like wine because her new Side Order drone form would definitely bounce if you threw it at the ground
Which of the idols do you think would bounce like a basketball
Pearl
here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest
1st pic : lookin good
2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)
3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest
4th pic: me being outtie
Nick Crawford, American, DOB Unlisted
Chicago Reflection, 2021
Photograph
they all call it something different
Y'know, all of a sudden the Empire from Star Wars being straight up, non-allegorical Nazis is even more obvious than it was before I saw this symbol. I know that's a bit of a weird direction to pull this in but I'm sure whoever designed the Empire's logo knew about this, which is more than I can say for a lot of people, including me until now.
A reminder!