The Summary Image At The End Is Perfect, Well Done

I keep changing these designs omgggggg

i love people's willingness to get hype over dumb shit.

I was driving home today and pull up to a light. As i'm slowing down i 👁️👁️ lock 👁️👁️ eyes with the dude in the car next to me. I spring into action, this is the moment I've been waiting for.

Now, something you must know about me is I drive around with several small plastic 🦀crabs 🦀 on my dashboard, One: for the whimsy of it all and two: on the off chance i encounter another driver who i think could benefit from witnessing them.

This young gentleman was one such someone.

As i pull up, as previously stated, our eyes lock and I hold up one☝️ finger☝️

Perplexed by my unprompted gesticulation, the young man rolls down his window, "what the devil could this perfect stranger be about to tell me?" he might have been thinking.

I present a singular dashboard crab, green and brown, homely but not without its charm.

I study his reaction, grinning encouragingly. He's nodding, obviously intrigued by my plasticine crustacean.

I wag my finger and shake my head, removing the crab from view. Confusion again, but he leans forward, invested. I have him now.

I grab my second dashboard crab, a rotund white and brown crab, easily the most beautiful of my crabs as it sports large discernible claws of an attractive size and silhouette.

✌️ TWO ✌️ i tell him.

He's cheering now, and rightly so, as these are delightful little beasts that anyone would be happy to encounter. But now comes the clincher, time to seal the deal.

My finger wags once more. He's awestruck, I have him completely enraptured. If a car had come and smeared us both into the pavement we would not have noticed, so wrapped up in my display were we.

I bring out my showstopper: a bright pink spider crab with delicately long legs the likes of which had never before nor since been seen in mid afternoon traffic.

As emphatically as i can express, I display all three of my dashboard crabs to this man, three fingers pressed triumphantly to the glass.

the guy is loosing it in his car, mouth wide in what i assume to be a primal shout of crab derived excitement. His arms are pumping so vigorously its shaking his stationary vehicle.

We sit there, sharing in a moment of mutual jubilation, and then the light changes, and we move forward in line. He drives off, honking his horn in rapturous exultation,

and we part ways, exactly the same perhaps but changed nonetheless.

🦀

Bag Flying

Okay, so my campaign is a kind of magic, advanced Victoria times setting called Evropa. In Evropa, there's all kinds of magical artifacts around, but technology is proving more stable and economically useful. Something they haven't figured out, though, is heavier-than-air flight.

I figured out heavier-than-air flight.

Our DM gave us a really cool dungeon in some caves that are on a floating island, held up by giant Immovable Rods. There were some pits leading to the open air below, including one that we had to cross a wooden bridge over and just kept rolling badly as we tried to cross. The next gap we needed to cross was after passing through a ton of moving gears, with no openings to pass through, and no bridge on the other side.

We solved a puzzle and got some items to pass through the puzzle and gap, including two normal-sized Immovable Rods, a Bag of Holding, and a few hooks and ropes. We were meant to climb into the bag of holding and just hold our breath as someone else climbed through the gears and jammed them with the Rods, but I had randomly, for NO REASON, taken a hose earlier in the session. So, we had tools to cut up the hose, letting us make breathing tubes so we could stay in the bag indefinitely.

We took a short break after, and here the fun begins. We realized that someone could just stick their top half out of the bag and use the Rods as monkey bars, with everyone else inside, breathing through the hoses. Creating the silliest image I have ever imagined in DnD.

Hilariously, one of our party members sees visions of an ancestor of theirs in the future, modern times, when unconscious, so they drew this absurd contraption in the sand to show they had finally figured out heavier than air flight, which the Ancestor, baffled, replied to with "Where are the propellers? I specifically mentioned propellers"

fucking slimey wet beast

giant chinese salamander......... cheese.........

playing with my touys

Serious ask: my housemate and I LOVE your quail. Would we be able to commission similarly drawn crows for the purpose of getting them tattooed? We are willing to pay ❤️

I am currently unavailable for commissions but I am available for dumb looking crows.

#CUDDLE

I got a fun idea

lol I doubt this'll go anywhere but it'll be fun to see what happens

Their fates are in your hands

I have no sense of self-care and I had to do this before bed. I really enjoy we all are looking alike, it makes me feel the community is closer than ever.

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I just noticed one of her propellers has a logo on it that's such a fun detail. I think it's Marina's logo which makes sense but man I would never have noticed that except from the looping gif here.

pearl's magical girl drone transformation