What A Time To Be Alive.

i wish transing your gender was as easy as getting a haircut. like i wanna walk into a Gender Stylists shop and show the lady a picture of the gender i envy and be like, "that, can you do that?" and she'd be like "yeah" and then one hour later i'd have a new gender that's not quite what i asked for but close enough for me to not complain and just fix it at home. i want to search for gender references on pinterest and get reuploaded tiktoks of people being like "omg 360 your gender pls so i can show my gender stylist when i go on tuesday!! 🥺" i want me and my bestie to be in the bathroom together at 1am extremely stoned and giving each other new genders that are objectively terrible but still kinda wearable

I said "other" because I feel like they'd be like eating a cockroach or other bug, crunchy from the exoskeleton with protein-rich meat inside. Crunchy, but not egg-like.

Personally I think they're staticky, gelatinous, and flavorless

Please reblog for sample size I saw this post, someone asked if the texture was egg, and now I'm really curious

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if this fever doesn't get me I know these two will

MetaDede Week Day 4: Swap

Redraw of this iconic scene.

WEAPON OF CHOICE !!🔫

I had a dream last night that tumblr came up with a pride flag for closeted gays and it was just a light blue flag with a shrimp on it. People would also wear shrimp pins on their lapels for some Reason???

and the vegan gays started Discourse because shrimp deserved more respect

something I made

original under the cut