Therapist: Reid Have You Been Doing Drugs Again

Yeah they may be the worst people ever, but they are literally in gay love, so stfu

Tell me Will, why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

bloodlust is the best word in the english language. she has everything. sex. violence. assonance. who can compare.

Evil straight men in fiction are boring. I mean, there's nothing new about them. They're everywhere in real life too so like.. where's the fun in that? Evil gay men on the other hand? ohohoho chef's KISS. Let me see you with that homoerotic tension with your enemy. Watch me cheer as you try to kill him, but then turn around and murder anyone who lays a hand on him. Yeah you attic husband the shit out of him you crazy bastard you! Basically, watching men being toxic towards each other is far more fun than watching men being toxic towards women because the former is the perfect package of horny + true love + evil cat while the latter is just... reality. If I wanted reality, WHY would I even be here lol

nothing more homoerotic than two unstable gays trying to kill each other, it’s called love sorry you’ve never felt it

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

who else wishes hannibal and will would have gone yaoi crazy together

HOTCHREID NEEDS MORE POSTERS. HOTCHREID LIKERS LETS BECOME MOOTS PLS

I love when boys are in love. Boys who are deeply fucked up and definitely not good for each other. Boys who, despite their age, can only be called boys. It’s in their eyes. Sad, hurt, broken, little boys. And all they want is each other. They don’t understand anything else. Who could deny them?