adam wakes up, probes his side. rib gone, wound sticky. god's fingers have touched a place that will never be touched again. how does adam not curl up, swell and fall, beg god to touch him again. to touch him everywhere else. not just ribs but cheek, inner thigh, lap. the worst part of the side-wound is not that god penetrated you but that he won't do it again
the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays
hannibal the cannibal: i am going to hannibal the cannibal you
tubi ad: the trolls are having a whimsical dance contest! insurance
HotchReid doodle of the day: sneaking off to the bar's bathroom to have a chat about being (or not being) 'average'.
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there should be more semi-maintained abandoned catholic churches for gay people to have weird violent blasphemous imbalanced-power-dynamic sex in
how many times did Will fantasize about getting pushed against this ladder for him to have a visceral reaction to Hannibal cornering him like this? slut, whore, harlot.
Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful
men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars
*reports both accounts immediately*
you know what. I get that reid is just so perfect and girls cannot help but be obsessed with him (literally me ok no judgement). BUT I cannot take any m/f pairings or fics with reid seriously. like girl this boy is GAY!!!!! Look at him!!! go gayboy go