Caveman With A Mug That Says “don’t Talk To Me Until Coffee Has Been Discovered”

Evil straight men in fiction are boring. I mean, there's nothing new about them. They're everywhere in real life too so like.. where's the fun in that? Evil gay men on the other hand? ohohoho chef's KISS. Let me see you with that homoerotic tension with your enemy. Watch me cheer as you try to kill him, but then turn around and murder anyone who lays a hand on him. Yeah you attic husband the shit out of him you crazy bastard you! Basically, watching men being toxic towards each other is far more fun than watching men being toxic towards women because the former is the perfect package of horny + true love + evil cat while the latter is just... reality. If I wanted reality, WHY would I even be here lol

Hannibal might be a serial killer but he’s also pretentious and that’s worse

When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

thinking about the time in high school when i broke down crying in the hallway during lunch because spencer reid isn’t canon gay. i was so right for that.

apps that shut off your music when you open them just how fucking important do you think you are

they had spencer in commes des garçon cardigans in criminal minds, he was spending his government salary on first edition books and drip

that ship is toxic to YOU. to me it's a complex, multi-layered, essay-worthy dynamic that'd take numerous hours to dissect (during which i'll spend crying screaming tearing my hair out)