Reidlesbian - Reidlesbian

if they'd met earlier in their careers. (inspired by that one edit of will in a patrol officer's uniform)

fuck off it's not a collar it's to hide my decapitation scar. my head will literally fall off if you take it off it's not a sex thing. the decapitation was a sex thing though yeah.

I'm so used to being queer-baited that cannonically queer shows make me feel gaslighted lmao

there is no greater bond than that of a criminally insane homosexual and the target of their affection

Yeah they may be the worst people ever, but they are literally in gay love, so stfu

if spencer reid is straight then why converse shoes . why peace signs and bad posture and sweater vests and limp wrist and skinny ties and caffeine addiction and mismatched socks and sexual tension with derek morgan . you can’t just do all that to a former gifted kid with mommy and daddy issues and then have the nerve to call him “straight” cbs answer for your crimes 

hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha

hotch only knew 5 minutes of peace in his entire life and it was when morgan and reid were stuck in that elevator

if a ship doesn't make you want to kill yourself then it's not good enough

Girl dinneeeeerr! Yum! yum!