In Bed With The Lights Off At 7:40pm Big As Fuck Glass Of Ice Water I Don't Care What Happens To Anyone

spore has one of the funniest receptions of any video game imagine literally any other game having its entire fanbase go "yeah 60% +/- 20% of this game completely fucking sucks. the part i like is pretty fun though. this game rules"

if spencer reid is straight then why converse shoes . why peace signs and bad posture and sweater vests and limp wrist and skinny ties and caffeine addiction and mismatched socks and sexual tension with derek morgan . you can’t just do all that to a former gifted kid with mommy and daddy issues and then have the nerve to call him “straight” cbs answer for your crimes 

When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

Priest Hotch BUT he’s casually homophobic and the biggest closet case ever seen. He never left the south (is Virginia the south?) has his good ol’ country boy values instilled into him by his horrible father. That is until a case brings Spencer Reid with the BAU to his church and his life gets flipped upside down.

The BAU has to work with Hotch on the case and his casual homophobic remarks get under Spencer’s skin, but he’s used to homophobes. What he’s not used to is being so physically attracted to homophobes that he can’t think straight. Hotch is the sexiest man he’s ever seen. He hates him. He wants to fuck him. What happens when Hotch casually mentions his dad beat the gay demon out of him when he was a kid and Spencer realizes this guy is so far into the closet he’s in Narnia?

Internalized (and externalized too ig) homophobia, enemies to lovers, unresolved childhood trauma, angst, sinful sinful sex, and eventual happy ending 50k slow burn

you know what. I get that reid is just so perfect and girls cannot help but be obsessed with him (literally me ok no judgement). BUT I cannot take any m/f pairings or fics with reid seriously. like girl this boy is GAY!!!!! Look at him!!! go gayboy go

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

Me and my faggot music

Posting Hannibal related memes until they save Hannibal, day 807.

HotchReid doodle of the day: sneaking off to the bar's bathroom to have a chat about being (or not being) 'average'.

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