Wow What A Pretty Boy...he Would Look Beautiful Writhing In Pain And Crying In Agony

Your honor can we have recess my client is eepy.

Yesterday at FYE i bought a plushie and dude didnt give me a bag just the boy and a receipt and i was like "hey bro can you give me a bag i really dont wanna be carrying this around the mall" and he was like "why are you ashamed to carry him"

"you better not be baby billy the puppet when i get there."

my rambunctious ass:

there should be more semi-maintained abandoned catholic churches for gay people to have weird violent blasphemous imbalanced-power-dynamic sex in

nothing will ever be sexier than a man saying the word righteous with a gun in his hands.

hannibal the cannibal: i am going to hannibal the cannibal you

tubi ad: the trolls are having a whimsical dance contest! insurance

Unsub: I'm going to kill him!

Spencer: Not again 🙄

dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior