Hannibal Saying “nice To Meat You” But No One Can Tell

wish someone was psychosexually obsessed with me to the point of violence… *kicks feet*

nothing will ever be sexier than a man saying the word righteous with a gun in his hands.

how many times did Will fantasize about getting pushed against this ladder for him to have a visceral reaction to Hannibal cornering him like this? slut, whore, harlot.

Your honor can we have recess my client is eepy.

if spencer reid is straight then why converse shoes . why peace signs and bad posture and sweater vests and limp wrist and skinny ties and caffeine addiction and mismatched socks and sexual tension with derek morgan . you can’t just do all that to a former gifted kid with mommy and daddy issues and then have the nerve to call him “straight” cbs answer for your crimes 

Hannibal in a nutshell: