i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.
on girlhood
the great gatsby (2013)// reviving ophelia, mary pipher// a woman's beauty, susan sontag//-//@seravph // girlhood, stevie edwards// ? // the muse's revenge, ilya milstein// medea, euripides// drop-kick aria, sally wen mao// mad woman, taylor swift
Hannibal might be a serial killer but he’s also pretentious and that’s worse
if hannigram ever got married they say "till death do us apart" in their vows and then hannibal would giggle a little
hotch only knew 5 minutes of peace in his entire life and it was when morgan and reid were stuck in that elevator
nothing more homoerotic than two unstable gays trying to kill each other, it’s called love sorry you’ve never felt it
if spencer reid is straight then why converse shoes . why peace signs and bad posture and sweater vests and limp wrist and skinny ties and caffeine addiction and mismatched socks and sexual tension with derek morgan . you can’t just do all that to a former gifted kid with mommy and daddy issues and then have the nerve to call him “straight” cbs answer for your crimes
coke zero themed abortion
Evil straight men in fiction are boring. I mean, there's nothing new about them. They're everywhere in real life too so like.. where's the fun in that? Evil gay men on the other hand? ohohoho chef's KISS. Let me see you with that homoerotic tension with your enemy. Watch me cheer as you try to kill him, but then turn around and murder anyone who lays a hand on him. Yeah you attic husband the shit out of him you crazy bastard you! Basically, watching men being toxic towards each other is far more fun than watching men being toxic towards women because the former is the perfect package of horny + true love + evil cat while the latter is just... reality. If I wanted reality, WHY would I even be here lol
santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney