NOT GONNA LIE I WAS CHANTING KILL HER KILL HER KILL HER ALL THROUGHOUT THE SECOND HALF OF THAT EPISODE

The first ever write-ups for KILLJAM XXX!

First is from the amazing Bob Raymonda’s Bobby’s Snacks newsletter!

And the second is from the newsletter of the equally amazing @skyfullofpods

We feel so lucky to be welcomed into this community we care so deeply about, and is full of so many people that we respect and who inspire us in all we do. Hearing that people enjoy the show makes it all worthwhile! 🩵

The Kingmaker Histories S3 EP4: CRIMINAL HONEYMOON (Someone says the title.......)

You heard that right. Someone says the title in Kingmaker s3 ep4 "criminal honeymoon". And IM about to say a lot more good things about Kingmaker s3 ep4 below the cut... Its livereaction time. I ate a baked potato. (Thats unrelated but it was good.) Anyways. SPOILERS BEWARE.

The kingmaker insaneness S3EP4

Hardest openings always in Kingmaker…. MORETZ MY FAV, I LOVE the strawberry conserves being compared to real blood. Also Henry’s nervous delivery is making me lose it. The “… no??”

“Mrrooh…. It was the same tree. It was just moving.” Love telephone’s delivery *TELESPHORE STOP AUTOCORRECTING

Also Colette’s little AGH! After being grabbed to be used as a lamp by Eisen is too cute. I love my girlfailure (she could literally just breathe and I’d call her a girlfailure. I am mean)

IM AT WORK ILL UPDATE THIS LATER (EDIT: Its a few days later and Im back. Back to continue my kingmaker review)

6:00 CALL BACK TO KNOCK TWICE FOR NO

POSTAL SERVICE WORKER APPRECIATION Thank you kingmaker. • AMIRA IS TOO KAYUTE. CORACIAS’s voice is fucking INCREDIBLE TOO LMFAOO

“…but there exists a marriage licence for the pair dated in 1903, the same year in which several establishments in Rossenwasser were hit with bank robbers. The perpetrators were never officially confirmed.” Love this bit. Amira and Coracias I know what you are (criminals) • ASHLEE CRAFT. WE LOVE KARL. “a self-proclaimed criminal not known for any significant criminal exploits” WE LOVE KARL “His name most commonly appears on police reports for pulling out his gun over trivial disputes such as a store not honouring his coupon” WE LOVE KARL • TELESPHORE: SAYING “Look at him. How dangerous can he be?” about Karl THE DELIVERY IS SO FUNNY • EISEN FALLING TO HIS KNEES AND YELLING “BABY.” ABOUT THE VAN. STILL MY FAV BIT THE WAY TAQI FUCKING SAYS “BABY” HAS ME ON THE FLOOR IDK WHY • The sound design of Eisen changing the tires. Meg holy fuck that was cool. And Eisen’s “OH YEAH.” This has to be in some “best parts of kingmaker” compilation it sounds so metal (literally Half harf harf) • Awesome Cerphon noise I want it as my text tone • Love the Historians infodump about cars and when they were invented • Love Colette trying to mend a relationship (No shes not shes causing mischief. Shes causing mayhem LITTLE IMPISH COLETTE. LOVE HER.) and the music in the background. I love the music chosen to go here LOL • Eisen “Wouldja quit tapping yer foot or Ill shove it up yer arse” 🗣 • “Shes just a girl right. You can find them anywhere. Theres one waving her arms right up the road” AND IT BEING COLETTE. MY FAV BIT TOO • Leave Coracias for dead Thank you • AMIRA’S “OW! … WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!” LOVE THE DELIVERY TOO when her pinky gets blown off. • 29:49 SHE SAID THE TITLE • “I’ve been practicing” Colette you will be so so good at blowing up heads I believe in you girl. All food service workers wish they had what she had. Colette can you teach me how. And can you put me in contact w Ariadne Id like to have my own kingmaker please.

Zuwie Muzing No.2

I want to get a third lobe piercing on both ears but I am very broke and am (irrationally) scared Im going to need another mri. I dont believe I will (but I have ocd). Can we manifest a small gnome visiting me in the night & piercing my ears for free while I sleep??? Thanks guys

Reshare as I just posted another beau piece today :^D

Did I Make The Tardigrade?!?? 🧬🐻‍❄️🧪

Tardigrades are poisoning the theme park's water supply!!!!! Country BEAU Jamboree!!! Scientific intervention!!! Posted this to twittur dot com a little while ago; tis a pencil & paper illust I casually worked on these past few months. Usually illusts don't take me this long but would only chip away on it while I wasn't home (i.e. at coffeeshop & library). Character in the dead-center is my little freak Beau. They love the theme park's tardigrade mascot. Perhaps a little too much

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Cast (In Order of Appearance) 

Narrator - Bradley Gareth  Faustina Fetamine - Addison Peacock  Bellamy Pink - Zuwie LeFou  Mara Nacht - Tiana Camacho  Dr. Yuzna- Jonny Sims  Anna Konda - Moe Rock  Vic Cadmium - Charlie Green  Molly Malarkey - Misha Bakshi  Roger Tallarico - Josh Rubino  Lex The Talon - Kelly Nugent  Mr. Dirge - Austin Lee Matthews 

Tryna draw Lesley💀

YOU ARE NOT READY FOR IT..... I mean you are. You are so ready for it.... because it's so metal and batshit and fun.... But YOU ARE NOT READY FOR IT.

Myself (Less Is Morgue, Mayfair Watchers Society), Addison Peacock (The Kingmaker Histories, The Cryptid Keeper, Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason), Meg Molly Tuten (The Kingmaker Histories, Less Is Morgue), and Zuwie Le Fou (Another Crab’s Treasure) are currently working on the most unhinged audio drama you’ve ever heard.

It’s been in production for about two years, but we’re finally casting, recording, and producing. We hope you like aggressive queerness, feral murder-women, and futuristic death battles. More to come soon…

ITS FUCKING REAL EVERYONE I CAN FINALLY UNZIP MY LIPS AND STARE YOU DIRECTLY INTO THE EYES AND TELL YOU TO LISTEN TO KILLJAM XXX (ONCE IT DROPS, OF COURSE). Unless you own a time traveling machine which, in that case, I am very jealous of you and Please God don't spoil the fun we have planned..... AND OH, HOW MUCH EVIL FUN WE HAVE PLANNED.

If it weren't for this show, I wouldn't have the bestest most kindest people in the world to call my friends. I love you all so dearly and cannot thank you enough, for not only letting me be a part of something so kickass, but for being so incredibly kind as you are.

This show is so magic. Some of the best folks, twists, turns, and writing I've ever had the honor of not only voicing for, but being able to help out with (I am so grateful every day).

CHECK IT OUT!!!! GO!!!! GO!!!!!!!! IT'S A TREAT I ASSURE YOU, AND STAY TUNED FOR OUR TRAILER!!!!!! :^D

This is KILLJAM X X X.

~ Logo by Jasper Taylor and Meg Tuten, Logo text by @valdevia ~

The deranged, queer cyberpunk death game audio drama podcast that myself, @machetebisexual, @reignoftiramizu, and @cannibalmukbang have been working on for the last two years.

You can follow it right here on tumblr at @killjamxxx

It features actors who have been in:

The Magnus Archives. (As a Friendly Surgeon Who Cannot Catch A Break)

The Amazing Digital Circus. (As an Enterprising Organ Harvester)

Slay The Princess. (As a Sadistic Superpowered Assassin)

Final Fantasy Seven Remake. (As a Truly Evil Corporate Bastard)

The Mortuary Assistant. (As a Ravenous Wolf Woman)

Lackadaisy. (As a Helpful Murder Nerd)

Dimension 20. (As a Mom-Friend Dominatrix)

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean. (As a Cyborg out for Revenge)

Another Crab’s Treasure. (As a Homicidal Wife Guy)

The Kingmaker Histories. (As a Solipsistic Killer Clown Girl)

Caravan. (As a Guy You’ll Really Want to Punch)

Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury. (As an Incredible Narrator)

Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead. (As a Stab-Happy Street Punk)

Eeler’s Choice. (As Diabolical German Pawnbroker and a Humanoid Catfish)

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. (As a Loan Shark Who Might Be The Devil)

Less Is Morgue. (As a Woman Who Will Drill You To Death)

The NoSleep Podcast. (As The Ghost of a Questionable Father)

The Dead Meat YouTube Channel. (As a Terrifying Robotic Nun)

And that’s not even getting into the SNILF (Snake Milf), the buff lady with the eyepatch, the dorky trans reptile scientist, the charming British thief, or the evil undead Ringmaster.

You can subscribe to KILLJAM X X X on Podbean using this link here. We’re working on getting it on all the major podcatchers, including Spotify and Apple Podcasts.

Official trailer drop coming October 31st.

OH MY GODDDD THE COMPOSITION ON THIS IS SO GORGEOUS..... UR LINELESS SHAPELY STYLE FUCKING RULES. HAPPY PRIDE (ALL YEAR BABY). Errmmm (puts on thinking cap) to me Kril is canonically transnonbinary because I am his voice actor (who is transnonbinary). This is real to me. Glad u have been enjoying the game!!!! :^D <3 <3

Happy Pride! Featuring Kril from Aggro Crab's "Another Crab's Treasure." I've been enjoying this game a ton.