Christ Almighty.

oh to be a 70s rockstar (being dripped out and high as fuck)

“he hit me and it felt like a kiss” ah bruise

lando (singing): last night you came in mee 🎶

OKAY! 🤨

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Happy Birthday Jimmy！🐲

今年是中国龙年，也祝老头子身体健康每天开开心心😘😘😽

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SL: are you in the nico rosberg school then 🤨 nico's been always saying he feels that lando is too hard on himself

JB: i said this way before nico did! he copied me!

THE CACKLE I JUST COCKED WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHENANIGANS

AND THIS ONE

oh!

That’s Mr. Dyke To You

god. internet archaeology is genuinely SO fun. reading someone's write up of australian open qualifiers 2005. "player named novak djokovic was probably the best i saw. he's pretty skinny and doesn't have much power but he was so cute when he got pumped up hahaha. anyway adding him to my players to watch list. :)" girl watch out...

the feminine urge to have a psychotic episode bc your life is boring at the moment