Ched: “I didn’t want you to tell Bruce about my firing!”
Rebecca: “I didn’t tell him!”
Ched: “Well then who did?!”
Bruce: “Nat heard you whining, she was hiding out the garage!”
Natasha: “…I wasn’t hiding! I was checking the oil.”
Rebecca: “I hope you’re happy Ched! You’ve done this yourself. Now EVERYBODY knows. Are you happy now?!”
Yelena: *sipping her beer* “I’m getting happy!”
Haikyuu boy headcanons: mental health edition because it’s late and I can’t sleep
Tame ones here, TW worthy ones under the cut
Hinata— his quiet moments are always a bit off. He always wonders if he’s enough, if he can really do what he promised Kageyama. Sometimes, money’s tight. Sometimes, he doesn’t see his mom for weeks. He’s tired, but volleyball helps. And his friends.
Daichi— went through his own fair share of self esteem issues, but had good support and now dishes out wisdom like an old man and inspirational Pinterest combined.
Kageyama— pretty lonely as a kid, even with Miwa and his grandpa. Got even worse in junior high. Has his quiet moments but generally is okay when things are happening.
Iwaizumi— ignores his own health in favour of taking care of Oikawa, and learns the hard way to scale back. Hates scaling back so much that he dips back into ignoring his own mind until Oikawa becomes the one taking care of him, and then Iwa’s too scared to let himself go that far again.
Ushijima— self worth issues. Somehow both scared of failure and assured of his own victory at the same time. Enjoys self care as a routine and hates himself when he runs out of spoons to continue those routines. Doesn’t understand why he feels this way. Thinks it’s irrational.
Tendou— tries to take the “guess monster” moniker in stride and plays into it, but it still affects him. Wonders sometimes if his pride and reputation is worth it if he could just be himself with someone, truly and unabashedly. Finds comfort in being friends with Ushijima.
Semi— writes songs to process his feelings and has more often than not realized some things about himself as he writes. Performance anxiety, a bit of anger issues, mood swings.
Kita— king of self care. His routine is his all and he adjusts them when he thinks it needs changing, like how he adjusts his serving portions as he grows. Sometimes runs out of spoons but has a routine for low spoon days too.
Suga— has thought about suicide more than once, but never goes through with it. Doesn’t like the implications and doesn’t think it’s worth it. Plus, he still sort of believes in the “but you have so much to live for!” argument and also promised himself that it wouldn’t go too far.
Oikawa— once the concept of self harm was exposed to him, he’s wanted to try it. He’s a bit morbid with it. Doesn’t try anything with knives and skin but presses on his collection of never ending bruises. Hurts himself with overworking instead. Forgets to eat until Iwa reminds him.
First chapter of a new little fic is up. Regular person AU? I guess? Philinda and philindaisy stuffs. Later on also dousy.
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Haikyuu boys headcanons because I said so: art vs theatre vs band kid edition
Hinata— can’t read music and can’t draw but he would have an absolute BLAST doing either. I’d stick him in theatre mostly because he’s loud but dedicated and that’s like 90% of us.
Kageyama— theatre also, but because his sister liked to put him in costumes as a kid and he just kinda went with it and now he has no qualms putting on a shitty wig for the sake of an in-class play.
Daichi— band kid, though he’s on bells and is often caught staring off into the distance more than he plays and gets scolded for it a LOT. Alternatively, he could also be the stage manager and get 17937 headaches from his crew.
Suga— tech theatre kid. Maybe assistant stage manager if Daichi’s the SM. I could also see him being a chaotic art kid with the other setters, the kind that adopts all of his underclassmen and makes them call him “dad” and feeds them.
Oikawa— theatre kid (yes it seems like I’m making them all theatre kids) because he’s loud and dramatic as shit and also he’s like me and I’m one of them so. He assistant directs and designs costumes and is also a part time art kid.
Iwaizumi— art, but in the quiet crowd instead of the chaotic crowd. Would be the type to slap Oikawa to shut up. ‘Adopts’ Kindaichi, Kageyama, and Kyoutani after he feeds them once and they latch onto him.
Ushijima— band. He’s rich. He’s a band kid. I could see him also being in tech theatre OR as the lead of the musical because he can sing. He CAN. He just isn’t that good at it but boy is he a looker and the theatre department is short on cash so if that’s what it takes to get the audience through the door, the director doesn’t see a problem with it.
Tendou— art kid. Would draw on you. Would bite you. Moonlights as the set designer.
Semi— band kind all the way (duh) but if he auditioned for a musical they wouldn’t turn him down either. Unfortunately he doesn’t try.
Kita— none, he’d just go home. An argument could be made for art but ONLY if it was hand carving.
Aran— quiet band kid, plays the tenor sax, 57 people have a crush on him but he’s only focused on the guy who sits in front of him in his pre-calc class.
Atsumu— theatre kid. Theatre kid. His hair would reflect the light and blind whoever’s looking at him and his only response would be that he was a star. Tried to quit theatre before but was threatened by everyone to stay or else.
Osamu— none of them, but he would run a cooking club that closes a year after his graduation.
Futakuchi— band kid because he’s annoying as fuck but still pretty as hell and also he’s so pissy 99% of the time. He only picked band because he hated art homework and didn’t want to have people look at him acting on a stage. Claimed it was “too much for his ego”.
Aone— band kid with futakuchi but he plays the piano and doesn’t know what to do when there isn’t a piano part to play. He helps make costumes and props for the drama department.
Kuroo— tech theatre kid that manages the cast and crew. Makes way too many bad jokes and has earned himself the title “father of the opera” because he went on a rant about how Raul could’ve just avoided all of that if he didn’t kidnap Christine. Also because he’s a huge ass nerd.
Kenma— tech theatre, light and sound ops. Is only there because Kuroo is there.
Bokuto— chaotic art kid. He would. He’d be so good at being chaotic. His art… not so much.
Akaashi— either a theatre management kid or a section leader band kid. Either way he’s stressed as hell and overwhelmed 99% of the time.
Did I mention I was retiring from Marvel yall
pretty (10000 words) by aishiteruyo Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou Characters: Kozume Kenma, Kuroo Tetsurou, Hinata Shouyou, Hinata Natsu, Haiba Lev, Yaku Morisuke, Fukunaga Shouhei, Yamamoto Taketora Additional Tags: Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Self-Doubt, Self-Esteem Issues, Body Image, reassurance, Kuroo Tetsurou is a Good Friend, Protective Kuroo Tetsurou, canon-typical lev slander, Getting Together, Confessions, 5+1 Things, Quite Copious Amounts of Gay: View Discretion is Advised
Summary:
5+1 times Kuroo calls Kenma pretty.
Hello!
I also had a question for you about you’re MayDaisy Universe, about pre-canon (could also be applicable during canon), if you’re be willing to answer.
What happens when May has nightmares? Does she go to Skye?
If not, can Skye tell?
Hi Anon! Top of the morning to you!
(I just woke up)
When May has nightmares, it’s not obvious or loud. She doesn’t thrash or scream or bolt up drenched in sweat. She’ll sleep through the whole thing and just wake like she usually does, because her nightmares are calm, and she knows that she’s trapped. She knows that she can’t escape the nightmare, so she simply waits them out.
She doesn’t go to Skye. However, Skye learns to find her. In the morning after, Skye knows. Even if May doesn’t tell her (which she usually doesn’t), Skye knows. When Skye gets older, when she’s Daisy, they don’t find each other in their bunks. But they do find each other in the kitchen. After Coulson dies, they’re there almost every night. They like to make his famous hot chocolate together, even if they don’t get it quite right.
They like to find solace with one another. That never changes.
My first May fic for May!
@the-coffee-fandom and @daisy-may98 here is the baby I hope you enjoy
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