Hottest take: rubbing alcohol straight from the bottle. It tastes like hospital and vodka.
Hot take:
Sharpies taste better then Crayola markers
@the-coffee-fandom I forgot to tag you here’s your fic hope you enjoy
Unbetaed Dousy fic, fresh off the press. It might suck cause I'm tired but let's disregard that okkkk :DDD
Another Dousy!!
And if only I had the talent to write it...
Does anyone else have that one fanfiction that they’re dying to to write but it’s like, mega long and basically a whole universe, and then you’ve got head-cannons to go with that fanfiction and like fanfiction to go with that fanfiction an back-stories for every character and you get frikin’ feels about that universe and it’d be the most coolest thing if you could just be bothered to frikin’ write it.
Haikyuu boy headcanons: mental health edition because it’s late and I can’t sleep
Tame ones here, TW worthy ones under the cut
Hinata— his quiet moments are always a bit off. He always wonders if he’s enough, if he can really do what he promised Kageyama. Sometimes, money’s tight. Sometimes, he doesn’t see his mom for weeks. He’s tired, but volleyball helps. And his friends.
Daichi— went through his own fair share of self esteem issues, but had good support and now dishes out wisdom like an old man and inspirational Pinterest combined.
Kageyama— pretty lonely as a kid, even with Miwa and his grandpa. Got even worse in junior high. Has his quiet moments but generally is okay when things are happening.
Iwaizumi— ignores his own health in favour of taking care of Oikawa, and learns the hard way to scale back. Hates scaling back so much that he dips back into ignoring his own mind until Oikawa becomes the one taking care of him, and then Iwa’s too scared to let himself go that far again.
Ushijima— self worth issues. Somehow both scared of failure and assured of his own victory at the same time. Enjoys self care as a routine and hates himself when he runs out of spoons to continue those routines. Doesn’t understand why he feels this way. Thinks it’s irrational.
Tendou— tries to take the “guess monster” moniker in stride and plays into it, but it still affects him. Wonders sometimes if his pride and reputation is worth it if he could just be himself with someone, truly and unabashedly. Finds comfort in being friends with Ushijima.
Semi— writes songs to process his feelings and has more often than not realized some things about himself as he writes. Performance anxiety, a bit of anger issues, mood swings.
Kita— king of self care. His routine is his all and he adjusts them when he thinks it needs changing, like how he adjusts his serving portions as he grows. Sometimes runs out of spoons but has a routine for low spoon days too.
Suga— has thought about suicide more than once, but never goes through with it. Doesn’t like the implications and doesn’t think it’s worth it. Plus, he still sort of believes in the “but you have so much to live for!” argument and also promised himself that it wouldn’t go too far.
Oikawa— once the concept of self harm was exposed to him, he’s wanted to try it. He’s a bit morbid with it. Doesn’t try anything with knives and skin but presses on his collection of never ending bruises. Hurts himself with overworking instead. Forgets to eat until Iwa reminds him.
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I am also procrastinating actually writing. If you’ve multiple works in progress you can give a different answer every time!
🦈Tell us the name of your/ one of your WIP(s)
🍄Decriscribe your wip/one of your wips in the format of “___ + ___ =___”
🌍What tags or warnings will your / one of your wip(s) need if you intend to share it?
🧭An alternative title to your/ one of your WIP(s)?
⚠️Which wip your most likely to finish or update next?
💾What is your document of your wip/ a wip called? (not the stories actual title but what you’ve saved it as)
🖍Post Any sentence from your wip
♻️A scrapped idea for your current WIP
🤔What’s a story you’d love to write but haven’t even started yet?
🤡How many Wips are you actively working on?
🛠Is there a scene or anything in the WIP you are struggling with right now?
❤️Not a question, just a second kudos to send.
Enjoy!
Stuff from the notes file that I forgot I had until I went back for inspo.
• Fitzsimmons doesn’t recognize Skye because they were transferred to the Hub shortly after they met her.
• Skye knows a little bit about Bahrain. May told her after the events of Adoption Day.
• Skye carries zip ties with her everywhere.
• May is always a little quieter during the Bahrain anniversary. Only Skye can coax a conversation out of her.
•The two of them are even more closely bonded after Skye gets her powers.
• If Coulson gets a concussion, he always calls Skye (as Daisy) Skye again. If he can’t remember, he calls her Angel Eyes.
• May partially blames herself for Skye getting shot.
• Skye (as Daisy) often answers to Skye and Mary Sue when she’s distracted. She won’t respond to Daisy until she grows more into the name.
• May only sleeps with Ward so she can get over Coulson, which backfires because she now wishes that it was Coulson she was having sex with and not some upstart twenty-eight year old.
• Skye was an agent trainee though she will still answer to cadet if it was said strictly enough.
• Skye as an agent is also very difficult to discern in terms of her specialty. She’s extremely well rounded in terms of her fighting skills, which rival Ward’s in the beginning and May as she grows older, and her leadership/charisma matches Coulson’s in the best way. She still works a lot in CS, so she could also be considered a Sci-Tech kid if she uses enough fancy words.
• “Can’t wake up on the wrong side of the bed if I don’t sleep.”
• Skye/Daisy doesn’t flinch at knives, guns, or punches, but she flinches at scalpels and the snap of gloves.
Part 1 here
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