We Ain't So Back But Here Is Chapter 3 Of How NOT To Make Your Kouhai Jealous!

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER SKIPPED CHAPTER BUT I PROMISE I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YALL SOMEDAY

Philinda stuffs

I think I’m cursed

I dont think Iwaoi was "love at first sight" per se, but I do think Iwaizumi met Oikawa, and within a few days realized he would, eventually, fall in love with him.

I think when they reached middle school, Iwaizumi sat down beside Oikawa in their class on the first day and looked at him, and really looked, and thought: yeah. He's gonna get me one day.

And when Oikawa has his first middle school girlfriend, Iwaizumi isn't jealous at all. No crush, no secret love, he couldnt care less. But he thinks: shit. If I fall in love with him now, it's going to hurt.

But he doesnt. And they continue to grow up together. And people tease him, ask him if he thinks any girls are cute or if he's ever going to get a girlfriend and he plays it off as gross and says no because actually, im going to fall in love with Oikawa, sounds a little weird.

And the longer it takes the more confused Iwaizumi gets. Like he knows, one day, he's going to feel it. He knows it'll happen as sure as he knows which direction the sun rises, but he's also happy just being his best friend.

And then one day, finally, one day, at the beginning of their third year, Oikawa laughs and leans in a little too close as he's teasing him, and Iwaizumi's heart does a heavy thump in his chest and he just goes.

Ah. There it is. I was waiting for you.

And so there, in that exact moment, when his heart had finally caught up with what his soul had known on the spot, he asks if Oikawa has any plans that evening, and asks him out.

And Oikawa has the audacity to be surprised.

Dousy my beloved I have created another alter to pray at

Haikyuu boy headcanons: “how they unbox a box” edition ft life

Noya: tries to rip it open in one go. Like he will grab the sides and literally pull

Suga— knife. All the time. Where did he get that knife? Does he carry it around? Did he steal it? Nobody knows.

Daichi— lawful neutral, his house keys. Duh.

Tendou— the nearest sharp object, like a folded piece of paper or, as he said “Ushijima’s jawline”.

Fukunaga: puts it in water, waits for it to become soggy? Then he rips it open.

Oikawa— makes Iwachan open it for him

Iwaizumi— rips the tape off with pure unmatched physical strength.

Yamagata— b i t e

Omigoodness hello!! I just found out you have a tumblr and I was so happy to see some AoS stuff posted here! I definitely didn’t binge through all of them when I still have an assignment due in 52 minutes… haha… not at all…

Something did pique my interest tho!! You mentioned Cal having an ‘angry conversation with Phil and May over how they handled Skye/Daisy’s situation’? I’m super curious what you meant by that! So could I please ask for maybe just a few more crumbs? 🥹🥹

Hope you have a great day! x

Hi Anon! Always lovely to hear from one of y’all. I’m glad to hear that you liked my stuff!

• when Skye/Daisy runs away from SHIELD after Lincoln’s death (yes, I was still gonna kill him), she constantly seeks refuge in Cal’s vet place, to the point where he becomes a trusted confidant. Eventually, he remeets Coulson and May, and has a sort of angry conversation for how they handled Skye/Daisy’s situation.

So! I actually really like the post-TAHITI protocol Cal and post-s3 Daisy dynamic that I made for them. Here’s a few things to start so y’all have all the context you need:

- Cal’s post-op name is Dr. John Winslow (DVM)

- Daisy first showed up after getting in a fight with the Watchdogs, she’s badly beaten up, she doesn’t know where to go, and the first place she thinks of is the clinic.

- She ends up passed out in the alleyway behind the building, and Dr. Winslow finds her and helps her clean up and patches her wounds.

- Daisy doesn’t confide in him at first because she’s afraid that too much info will override the procedure, but over time, she lets go.

- Dr. Winslow feeds her, cleans and patches her up as needed, and is generally very understanding. He’s basically Cal if nothing bad ever happened to him, and Daisy wonders if this is what it would’ve been like to grow up as his daughter.

- For a short period of time, she even lives with him in his apartment above the clinic. Dr. Winslow says it’s to keep her out of trouble, but it was actually because Daisy was slowly slipping into a depressive episode, and he wanted to keep an eye on her.

- Daisy learns to cook from him. Coulson tried to teach her, but it never stays. Dr. Winslow teaches her very simple things, starting with how to make rice and a simple broth to tide her over until her next meal (> this makes Coulson a teensy bit jealous. Just a teeny bit.)

- She reveals her powers to him after a few hours of knowing him. There’s no way of explaining her injuries without it, and something in her just trusts him. She was afraid of how he might react, but Dr. Winslow just nodded and offered her a drink.

- Daisy talks about her parents (Coulson and May) a lot, once even venting to Dr. Winslow about them when she was delirious from a fever. This is when he gets a bad impression of them, but he still respects that if she loves them as parents, he’ll be nice to them.

Basically, Daisy healing from her biological daddy issues. Because yes. Girl needs that. The ficlet will come later, probably. We’ll see.

I probably wouldnt be so mad about AI if it, you know, actually worked and was AI. But instead it just feels like I'm Michael trying to get Eleanor Shellstrop's file.

Tech Company: I have a new AI program for you :)

Me: is it actually an AI program or does it generate random pixel colours based on the most likely pattern to occur?

TC: it is an actual AI program. It does not generate based on pixel patterns.

Me: is it an actual AI program, or is it just copying artwork stolen without consent based off of keywords someone has applied to those artworks?

TC: it does not steal artwork and use it to replicate images based off keywords. It is an AI program.

Me: now do you have *artificial intelligence* or are you holding an image generator that cant actually think or reason at all?

TC: i do not have an image generator. I have real AI capable of making real and genuinely unique new images like any living person.

Me: amazing, let me check it out.

TC: Here!

TC: *drops an image generator*

Me: ...

Me: thanks.

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