Fuck. Those Fuckers At The Store Sold Me No Purpose Flour Again. What The Fuck Do I Do With This

the student said, "i'm reading a zen buddhist cookbook. with no recipes." and the teacher replied, "ah, dogen's instructions for the cook, written in 1237?" "yeah," said the student, "it's saying not to let rats fall into the rice pot"

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Never stop hating

The Odyssey: Ulysses Tempted by the Sirens by Karl Sisson

Pigeon 1597

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part