Latest Posts by rice-is-alive - Page 2

Google earth, always taking pics ~ ☆

Thank you SO MUCH @carriecmoney for doing the coloring!! :,o I’m eternally grateful!

Tanaka: Okay, so get this...

Tanaka: You make ten meals, your not a cook. You make twenty paintings, you’re not an artist.

Tanaka: But you kill oNE PERSON-

Suna: Say yes to drugs

Kita: Say no to drugs!

Aran: It doesn’t matter what you say to drugs.

Atsumu: If you’re talking to drugs, you’re already taking them

Reblog if Akaashi Keiji is prettier than you

*wishes i was a part of your internet gang*

atsumu: hey shouyou-kun, let’s play 21 questions.

hinata: okay! what’s your favorite color?

atsumu: triangle. my turn, do you like boys?

[texting]

hinata: so you’re non biney?

hinata: like

hinata: you don’t have any binery?

kenma: yeah

kenma: sure

hinata: that is so poggers

[In the group chat]

Kawanishi: lol I’m dying help

Tendou: lmao same

Ushijima: Is this more slang?

Semi: What’s up Kawanishi?

Shirabu: good

Kawanishi: no like I’m legit dying

Kawanishi: some guy stabbed me in a McDonald’s parking lot

Kawanishi: the lol is a habit

Kawanishi: [sends blurry selfie in the ambulance]

[several people are typing]

hey tumblr can you stop advertising funeral homes and caskets in [REDACTED CITY] to me

im not dying but thanks

iwa doing pushups and oikawa sneaking up and just sitting on him lmfao

oikawa wanted to make him face plant into the floor but iwa just keeps going and oikawas like oh okay hot damn

i keep forgetting some ppl genuinely hate oikawa and it just hurts my heart idk lol

more on the iwaoi teacher hc because one post isn't enough (@akaashiscupofwater @granddecoffee)

• one time oikawa and iwaizumi had a bad fight, and the entire day it shows through in their classes and iwaizumi is grumpier than usual and doesn't sit in class for lunch opting to go to the teachers lounge instead and oikawa misses lunch entirely and grades papers instead and the students are extremely worried and they know iwaizumi won't let up and honestly they're a tad bit scared to ask but they ask oikawa when he looks like he's about to lose his shit and oikawa doesn't say anything because obvs personal matter but the students are like fuck it were taking charge and they devise a plan to get them both in the same room and when iwaizumi gets in to the class room, they tell him something happened to oikawa and dammit he's mad but he'd still drop everything for tooru and he rushed in and he sees oikawa just grading papers, lunch left untouched and he's like wtf and the students lock the door behind them and they're forced to talk it out and it ends with them passionately slightly making out and when the students open the door iwas tie's disheveled and oikawas hairs a mess and their shirts are untucked, collars askew

• on valentine's day oikawa leaves a bouquet of flowers on Iwaizumis desk before he arrives and Iwaizumi leaves a stack of chocolates on oikawas as a surprise and leave the classrooms and see each other coming out of their classes in the hall and they're like "what are you doing"

"no no, what are you doing?"

• during assemblies they both have line duty and they always stand at the back bickering and flirting with each other and the students from their classes just ignore the entire assembly and listen to them talk about the most random domestic things

• back to matsukawa as the librarian, the students start to notice that the teachers both disappear around the same time both of them heading to the library and they come back, slightly different.

oikawas hair gel is gone and iwaizumis collar is pulled up higher than necessary and they're shirts are just slightly untucked. only noticable if you pay close attention, and the students figure it out from matsun because he warns them not to come into the library at the same time as the teachers leave their classrooms

• oikawas naturally flirty, iwaizumis "I'll make your knees weak and your brain go flat" flirty

• when oikawas in the middle of a heated discussion, iwaizumi flashes him a smirk across the hall and oikawa needs to sit down gulp some water because damn what was he saying and why wasn't it about iwaizumi and his beautiful mouth

• iwa straightened oikawas tie once before a test and oikawa sat dumbfounded for the entire 1.5 hours just flushed to his toes and weak in his limbs

• iwaizumi got done with coaching and it was hot outside so he was still in the hall with his sleeves rolled up to his elbows and shirt half tucked and oikawa was on his way to tease him and iwaizumi just turns around and goes in this raspy tired voice, "yes tooru?" and oikawa suddenly cannot breathe and he's just in his classroom staring him up and down and the students are like "maybe prop open a window, he looks like he's gonna pass out"

• oikawa sits on iwas lap once as a joke and iwa gets so flustered that he just kisses oikawa right then and there and pushes him off and continues teaching while oikawas on his ass completely floored

• they have a faculty volleyball match once and they're on opposing teams and iwas team wins and he's so excited he pulls oikawa through the net and kisses him and oikawas head goes blank just iwaizumi iwaizumi iwaizumi iwaizumi, on repeat

oikawa: you have something on your face

iwa:

oikawa: its beauty😌✨

iwa: you do too...

oikawa: 🥰🥰 wow iwa so nice-

iwa: its a whole lotta ugly tho

oikawa: o- oh. cool thanks :,) haha good one

iwa: oh whats that ? looks like some stupid too

oikawa: you can,, you cant stop now😀

iwaizumi bites into his icecream

oikawa despises it because doesnt that hurt your teeth you animal

iwaizumis like “no tf?” then takes another bite. oikawa screams.

okay not to ick your man but lmfao imagine like akaashi having a sneeze attack 

and its just rapid fire one after the other

and at the end hes just like crying lol 

got that permanent sneeze face on too the one that ya cant get rid of bc your body is expecting another one

oikawa, visiting seijoh after he graduates, barely even stepping into the gym: hey g-

kindaichi: hey oikawa remember when you lost your chance to go nationals bc of karasuno

oikawa, verge of tears: okay wow uncalled for

kindaichi:

oikawa: what was the reason for that

kindaichi: oh no reason. just wanted to remind you❤️

oikawa: fucking-

oikawa: i can see im not wanted here then

oikawa: goodbye youre all going to hell

bo: haha guys look i fucked up my finger. kinda hurts oop

aka: ?!?!

konoha: dude cool

bo: right ??

aka: no?? not cool?? what the fuck??

konoha: its turning purple lmao

bo: does it look crooked to you

aka: oh my god dude go see the nurse

bo: nahh its fineeee

aka: its literally sprained go see a nURSE

bo, wrapping regular paper and scotch tape around it: see look kaashi, paper splint, i’ll be fine ;)

aka, probably losing 10 years off his life: i- dear lord it is nine in the morning cannot handle this