Hi Hello I’m Being Haunted By This Fucking Podcast

I'm never gonna be good enough for you, am i?

I'd like to introduce everyone to this horrid thing I created about a year ago but haven't shown many people yet (probably for the best).

This is Baby. AKA The Monster. AKA Sight Tremendous and Abhorred, AKA Vile Insect, AKA A Thing Such As Even Dante Could Not Have Conceived, etc, etc. It's made from bits of scrap fabric I scrounged from various sources and is roughly the size of a human toddler. Its design is based on Mary Shelly's original descriptions of Frankenstein's creature.

But that's not all! Behold!

You can dissect this little abomination to reveal a full set of crocheted, knitted, and scrap fabric organs, all hand-stitched by yours truly!

It has a heart, stomach, lungs, liver, small and large intestine, kidneys, bladder, and, of course, a brain! So it can ponder the horrors of its own existence!

I used this pattern by Less Than Three for the heart. I ended up felting it because I screwed up most of the stitches (I was relatively new to crochet at the time). The result was a bit of a blobby mess, but oh well.

So yeah. This thing lives in my house now (my family hates it). I have yet to reap the full consequences of my hubris.

Did Martin's grandad become a NotThem?

It's like Jon is a little kid who needs to pee in the middle of a roadtrip.

Yes geologists! Doing the important work 💖

It's like Jon is a little kid who needs to pee in the middle of a roadtrip.

It's like Jon is a little kid who needs to pee in the middle of a roadtrip.

The holy trinity of outsiders finding out stuff about TMA

Not what you'd want to see on a dark Ketterdam night

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