Me: *trying To Take My Socks Off But They Keep Getting Stuck On My Heel* Oh Fuck. Goddamnit.

Truth

mark: my kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say.

ten: too unrealistic. settle for bondage like the rest of us.

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to kick off pride month i will say that jane from doom patrol is bi as fuck and there’s absolutely nothing any of you can do about it

If there was ever a time to voice outrage, it’s now

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

Reblog to give your followers some cheesy garlic bread

ava really is the most character ever because slowly letting go of the ‘i’m a genius, leif build good, gloria good leader cook, and then there’s you’ thing actually requires her to rewire her brain. for ava to accept that caspar belongs at the diner despite Not Excelling At A Specific Role is for her to accept that SHE would still be welcome even if she wasn’t able to figure everything out all the time. which is like—sorry!—totally antithetical to how she has operated for uhhhh her entire life. and that SUCKS. and she’s doing it ANYWAY. because he brings her club sandwiches and the greatest repositories of potential energy in the universe. whatever i don’t even care about them i’m normal

Man I'm done with this "Land of the free" mess

How about...

Land of the Racists

THE headline of all headlines