Aw Hell Yeah

look i know i’m behind but i think ava was on the money - bennett and tula would be cute like he’s rugged and polite and cute and powerful and fiercesome and also real nice to her

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

What is The Starkid House

The Starkid House is the first-that-I-know-of reality show to be originally broadcasted on Tumblr. However, it is meant to be watched via reading.

The Starkid House is based on a unique format, based on the idea of @im-gonna-liveforever. But while the original idea includes the main characters of Starkid living together peacefully, I decided to spice it up a little. To kick it up a notch, as people say. In my fanfic, there will be as many Starkid characters as possible, and they will compete against each other in order to get the best prize they can imagine.

Do you like A.J Holmes's Gilderoy Lockhart? Because he is going to be there.

Do you like Jemilla? She is gonna be there.

How about Moff Tarkin? He is the house.

Vanessa? Yes.

Sherlock Holmes? He is in.

Prince Achmed? Bugette Buggington? Cletus Jones? Hot Chocolate Boy?

Yes, they are all gonna be there, so you better prepare yourselves!

There will be laughter , there will be drama, there will be eliminations, there will be fights and blood and tears.

The Starkid House, coming soon.

One last thing: I can't believe I say that, but:

Please reblog?

Like, I want to leave some decisions for the audience, and this is going to work only if The Starkid House content would spread through Tumblr like fire (it is a Firebringer pun!) and currently it is not exactly happening. If it's because any writing problem I have, please let me know, because English is not my native language and I want to get better at it.

Thanks for watching!

If there was ever a time to voice outrage, it’s now

And don't forget the costs for the baseball practice with Lou's* favorite therapist 😭

Yeah that's about what therapy costs these days

i love it when gloria goes war-mode

I could imagine this so well😂😂

[Twice and Mamamoo meet]

Nayeon, arms wrapped around Jeongyeon: Oh you think you’re gayer than us?

Sana, arms wrapped around Dahyun: Well you aren’t.

Moonbyul, backed into a corner: Uh… okay?

Nayeon, kissing Jeongyeon: WE *kiss* ARE *kiss* THE *kiss* GAY *kiss* QUEENS!

Sana, kissing Dahyun: *kiss* BOW *kiss* BEFORE *kiss* US!

Momo, poking Hwasa’s thighs: Damn you thicc!

Hwasa, poking Momo’s abs: Damn you stacked!

Chaeyoung, dabbing in the corner with Wheein: I have finally found someone who matches my level of swag!

Tzuyu, playing video games with Mina in the next room: I’ve never liked beagles.

Solar, sipping tea: So what’s it like being the mom of eight girls?

Jihyo, fidgeting: I haven’t slept in six days, I’m running on thirteen five hour energies. This morning Jeongyeon ate the last bowl of cereal and I almost got shanked trying to stop Tzuyu from killing her. Dahyun thought it would be fun to fill our bathtub with ducks, I have no idea where she got them from. Chaeyoung stuck tampons up Momo’s nose while she was sleeping and she couldn’t breathe and almost died. Nayeon and Sana wouldn’t stop kissing the other girls and it turned into a fist fight. Would you like to adopt one or two or maybe eight of them?

being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse