Roachesandroaches - Untitled

They wrote the word gullible on my lung while I was under for surgery :(

And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏

like, a god of death or whatever, standing on my lawn: you’re about to experience the wrath of a god

me, who was watering my plants and turned at the sound of voice, thereby accidentally spraying them w/ the hose: oh, wow, i’m so sorry dude, shit

Oh you're mad at me for yelling a naughty word really loudly in a public dollar store? Well what If I killed someone? You'd be pretty at me if I did that too right? But I didn't and you're mad at me anyway just for yelling something naughty and I didn't kill anyone and I get the same treatment? Seems like a double standard and an over reaction