Ain't This Some Shit.

You should speak more to the ghosts. They have quite interesting stories to tell. -R.S

This is actually what Heaven and Hell look like. We are a files on a computer that is actively shutting down, while God frantically calls IT

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

Aliens were really, hostile, and invading Earth, but nothing related to that was trending on Tumblr because some big fandom stuff had also happened.

Imagine if you will... I kill you with a gun. Imagine that, nerd. Tune in text time for more mind-boggling siteeations on... THE MIDNIGHT AREA

Unfortunately for you, dear viewer... A world beyond, of thought and mind Lessons wait for you to find Story uncovered and tale now known Domain Expansion: Twilight Zone

shit may be bad but at least we dont have separate metric and imperial measurements for time. like imagine telling your grandparents youre off on holiday in a month and they look puzzled and ask "whats that in old money?" and you gotta get your phone out and google fucking months to jiffies converter and be like "I'm going in 2.5 jiffies" and they're like ooooh okay nice

Imagine, if you will, a love letter. Now imagine it passionate. It’s brimming with homosexual love.

I'm imagining. Wow that was really passionate and homosexual.

lowkey we just got raptured ​and you’re still here that’s crazy im posting from heaven

It's 9 pm. at night. not the morning. I may be stupid.

Mod Serling Here! My computer claims that I made posts for Rod Serling 4 hours ago, and I remember doing so, but I was also asleep 4 hours ago??

Can you take William Shartner back pretty please we’re done arguing with him about how “cisgender” isn’t a slur

— Starfleet

Little does he know, the Nightmare in those 20,000 Feet was his own self.

You hit the nail on the head, veiwer.

So I've been watching the twilight zone