As Much As Elias Coming Back As A Weird Stoner Uncle Is A Funny Idea, Let’s Not Forget Elias Took Over

That's what I'm fucking talking about

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I saw the horns and became, for one second, sure it was yet another Miku

Plaguegoat

One titty out, shaking fist at god. Miss the old days

-Job-

Thought that eagle was corn

Dauphine de Jerphanion by Thierry Mugler 1986

Sounds so real. Are we sure it's not real?

Literal fever dream left me with only the phrase "Buffy The Vampire Slayer vampire HOA episode" echoing in my head

smash hits magazine, december 1984

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RESPITE REVOKED, GERARD KEAY

I am so scared for my little guy

The Magnus Archives is wild because it'll make you glad a character's dead. Yes! Finally they can be tortured no longer! Freedom from this fearful world!

Riley running from his bad choices to go play hero, then blaming it on Buffy and using it as an ultimatum to punish her for her lack of emotional vulnerability, is just such a wild fucking twist. That's leaving out the gory vamp bordello and the mom cancer details.

And then the narrative is like "they're willing victims. They don't deserve Buffy's help. Buffy the vampire slayer wants to slay those vampires for selfish reasons!"

And then the torturing? With a plastic stake? Bruh

Masterpiece of character assassination. At this point, after so many rewatches, I can only pity Riley for being the narrative's dumb tool.

"Hey I just cheated on you. Decide you still want me or I disappear."

I feel like I’m waiting on the beach for a radioactive wave to hit me, but like, in an exciting way

The feeling that comes with waiting to see how supernatural ends through tumblr is like the 2020 equivalent to the the people in the 50s/60s who’d watch the news on the TVs in the shop windows.

First Thursday without The Magnus Protocol. Starting to hear computerized voices of gay people. Feeling withdrawal symptoms. How am I supposed to live. To go on. I feel dizzy.