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I swear if anything bad happens to my baby, I'm sueing

ferrari what have you done to my boy

There we go, now were talking

more like it 😁

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh he is so handsome

hello baby girl

Oh maw gawdddddd

he's so tiny 🥹

Thats my girl!!!!

Gem: I think Nelinha was right.

Ana: I’m surprised she hasn’t marched in here to say ‘I told you so’.

Ester: She wouldn’t do that.

Nelinha: You’re right, Ester. For once in your life, you’re 100% right. I would never say that.

Nelinha: *turns around, the shirt she’s wearing says ‘Nelinha Told You So’ on the back*

Ester : Working brain cells???

Nelinha : A brain in general

Gem: I think we’re missing something.

Ana: Teamwork?

Tia: Cohesion?

Franklin: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Franklin : Why is Tia passed out on the floor??

Gem : Ana cooked

Nelinha : Explains

Ana : Its not that bad

Franklin : Who are you lying to Ana???

*Ana is cooking*

Gem: Any chance that’s for me?

Ana: It’s for Tia. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side.

Franklin: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Nelinha : *Inhales*

Nelinha : You idiots!!!!

Nelinha : *Screams*

Ana: What country has the most birds?

Ana: Portu-geese!

Tia: That’s a language.

Ana: Portu-gull?

Tia: Nice recovery.

Franklin: I think you mean nice re-dovery.

Gem: Turkey, how did you miss Turkey?

Gem : How does Nelinha deal with you 3 I will never understand

Nelinha : Welcome to my life of every freaking day!!!!!

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Twain please come to the front desk?

Gem, arriving at the front desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Ana, Tia, and Franklin*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Ana, Tia, and Franklin, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Gem: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Nelinha be like : Shopping!!!!!!

Dr. Hewett: You have one day left to live. What do you do?

Gem: Cry.

Ana: Something Illegal and edgy.

Tia: I’d message 10 people on Facebook saying that if they don’t forward the message to 10 people I would die tomorrow.

Franklin: I think I would worry so much about what to do I’d end up doing nothing.

Help, I'm faling in love with another fictional character

Gem: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

Gem: That’s why I own TEN guns.

Gem: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

Thank you, just thank you

Hi! Ik it's been looooong since ur last daughter of the deep post, but do you have any headcanons? (particularly ana x gem)

Anon I am so sorry this took so long, first it was sitting in my drafts and then I couldn’t think of any headcanons since I haven’t read the book since it first came out, and then I was always too exhausted to put actual thought into it. Anyway, they’re here now. So sorry for the wait 😅

Funny story, I actually don't have any Ana x Gem headcanons, since I don't ship them lol 😅. I prefer Nelinha and Gem, I feel like they go together so much better, and it being Ana instead just feels a bit forced, especially since half the book was Nelinha learning to forgive Gem for the past. They have ✨History✨ and ✨Drama✨ <3

That being said, can I interest you in some non-ship headcanons?

Ana and Ester are both terrible at cooking, but Nelinha is amazing at it and she bullies them for it.

Dev is also an amazing cook

Ester loves drawing, but she’s really really bad at it. She draws cartoons that turn out awful, but Ana and Nelinha love them anyway and have her explain them since the art is so bad they can’t tell what’s supposed to be going on. Ester does not get discouraged (and rightfully so). She is very proud of her bad artwork, and as she should be tbh.

One of Nelinha’s favourite colours is orange, and Ester hates orange. They often argue over it (only semi seriously). 

Nelinha’s favourite candy is Twizzlers, and Ester’s is rice crispy squares - especially when Jupiter makes them. 

I’m sorry, that’s really all I’ve got at the moment lol.

but ofc there’s this as well :)

I think Tumblr swallowed hcs 1 and 3, but thanks for sharing!! This definitely makes sense - it is pretty normal for people with the same cultural background to end up being friends, for obvious reasons. They can relate. So yeah. Yes. I agree with this :)

Again, sorry it took this long for me to answer it. Thanks so much for your patience!! And thanks for the ask :D

Have an amazing day!! <3

Delicious

I know right????

I need a pic of lewis and mbappe alone 😭

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Hades: Can’t wait until Persephone is my wife so I can say “I love my wife” and introduce her to people by saying “I’d like you to meet my wife” and get out of boring social events by saying “I have to go home to my wife” and talk about her to anyone who will listen because she’s my wife and I adore her.

I give up that's it enough Lew lew hotness for today.

moment ✨️

Black, Purple, blue, greyish purple and green.

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

I will have you begging for mercy, if you ever offend my girl!!!!!!

Stop leaving my girl out!!!

That new Spider-Verse trailer got me like

Reblog if you

- have a crush on a tumblr blogger

- have been abducted by aliens

- have a secret guilty pleasure

- are in love with a fictional character

- pick your nose

- are in the closet

- ever commited a crime

- have a mental illness

- like sweets

No one will know which ones you reblogged it for ;)

I'm not hyperventaling you are!!!!!!

I need Charles to wink at me too 😥

Okay Kol, Darling I know you are mad but please don't hurt Caroline, please. Also you make your siblings pay, they deserve it

Once upon a time, I was going to fix TO...

What’s this? A snippet of something I started a long long time ago and never followed through but damn do I wish I had because even I - a super modest hates my work most of the time writer - am impressed? Okay, you twisted my arm. 

“It’s incredibly lonely on the other side. While you all went on living your lives with one less brother to worry about, I was stuck behind an invisible barrier watching.” He laughed. “I mean, the least you could have done was entertain me!”

“Tell us how you came back, Kol,” Klaus urged again.

“Nik’s hostile take over of New Orleans lasted all of two minutes. And Rebekah, repeating history, falling right back under Marcel’s spell? What a snooze. But then, Elijah’s love life was even more wretched to watch, wallowing over his lost doppleganger. Did you know she’s human now? Your dear Elena shoved the cure right down her throat. But by all means, continue glorifying my murderer!” He ran his index finger across his lip, and glanced to Klaus with an afterthought. “By the way, congratulations on fatherhood. No doubt you’ll follow right in Mikael’s footsteps.”

“Kol!” Rebekah scolded as he crossed a line.

“Oh come on, darling. Don’t pretend it hasn’t crossed your mind. Nik isn’t nurturing enough to father a child. Besides. What will Caroline think?” He smiled slowly as Klaus’ eyes went cold. “Do you know she shed a tear for you the night you left Mystic Falls?”

“Why are you doing this, Kol? We’ve done nothing wrong!” she cried.

“Exactly. You did nothing! You never gave my passing a second thought. Nik’s the only one who gave a damn. For about a day and a half, until Caroline so politely disposed of my body. Remind me to thank her for her kindness when I see her.”

Klaus stepped forward, glowering. “If you so much as blink in her direction - “

“Always with the threats. You think I’m afraid to die again? On the contrary, the other side wasn’t quite so bad. Lonely. But at least it gave me plenty of time to exact my revenge.”

“You’re going to get back at us for moving on with our lives instead of grieving forever?” Rebekah was appalled.

“What grief? You went on to be girlfriends with my murderer. Elijah continuously keeps her up on a pedestal - ”

“Then take it out on her!”

“Oh, I plan to. But what was that little oath you three made amongst yourselves centuries ago?” He paused, his eyes glinting with bitterness. “Family above all.” He shook his head in disapproval. “Some family. Not once did any of you even consider the idea of bringing me back. I had to be resurrected by a witch I can’t stand and can’t kill!”

“We get it,” Elijah conceded. “You’re angry.”

“I am angry. You have yet to feel my vengeance. Everything you love, everything you’ve all worked so hard for will crash and burn. And I’ll be all too happy to sit back and watch you beg for mercy as you learn how it feels to be alone, with nothing and no one who cares.”

“Enough,” Klaus demanded. “Honestly, Kol. Dramatics aren’t really your style. Just let it go.”

He raised an eyebrow in surprise. “You don’t believe me? Fine. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.” He was gone in a whoosh and Rebekah nearly gasped, stepping forward, eyes wide. “Where did he go?”

Please I need more

Like Kats and Dogs

In light of an awful series finale with no closure or glimpse of what came next whatsoever, I decided to explore the idea of what happened to Elijah post death. Obviously he has some unfinished business to attend to…

“Like Kats and Dogs”

The last thing he remembered was Niklaus’ face turning to ash before his eyes. His heart was wrecked from the sight, but he rested easy knowing his brother’s redemption was finally off his conscience and that his family would live fulfilled lives, even without him. He walked through the empty mansion they had once inhabited with a complacent smile, reminiscing over the many memories they’d made here. He hadn’t expected the return to Mystic Falls in his death, but given that it was his birthplace, it made sense. Given that this mansion was where his family was reunited, it was perfect. Everything was still in place the way they had left it and yet something was different. He couldn’t place it. As he cut through the ball room he ran his hand along the railing of the spiral staircase where they addressed the small town for the first time as a unit. He passed through the hallway and glimpsed the hole in the wall of the study where he and Klaus had fought. The recollection made him smile. His steps echoed against the walls as he walked and he grew more and more curious as to why he couldn’t seem to find his brother. Surely they would have been brought to the same place, but life after death could be tricky. Perhaps this could be another door situation. And then another thought crossed his mind. Having lived his life as a man of his word, he expected to fulfill a very important he promise he’d made to another no longer among the living. One dance, and a thousand eternities. And yet no spirits to be found in this carcass of a house. A gust of wind whooshed behind him making the hairs on the back of his neck stand up. He stopped in his tracks, shoulders setting as he hardened his stance in defense. “Niklaus?” he called out, his voice booming back to him with no response. His eyes narrowed and he turned his head suspiciously. “…Hayley?” A scoffing laugh echoed in the wind, a malicious whisper in his ear. His blood ran cold, heat flushing through his body in a scalding sensation. He recognized that sound. He’d longed for it for centuries, chased it down like his very own elixir of life.

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That is my queen

I love him so much

Has anyone else done this?

I ..... am spechless

Why is Caroline better for Klaus than Cami? ;)

Well, considering how torqued up so many people seem to be about Klamille in the last few days this seems like the right time to respond to this question. Honestly I avoided it for a while because the answer seems obvious to me, but I guess seeing as Klamille seems to be taking a front seat in the TO narrative for the first time in a long time I guess it’s worth it to examine why the imitation Klaroline fails to live up to it’s predecessor, and more importantly why Klamille has and will continue to fail to find any traction with the audience. So, here’s the abbreviated overview of why Caroline works for Klaus in ways that Cami doesn’t. 

1. Because Caroline is an actual person. Okay, I know that Caroline isn’t an actual person in the literal sense. She is however a fully formed and developed character who existed independently long before Klaus came into her life and continues to exist now that he’s gone. And I know that my opinion that Cami could still work as a character isn’t one that’s shared by the majority of the fandom, but I do have to sadly agree with the majority on one thing. Despite whatever potential she may have in the future, as of now Cami is not a character. She is a prop, a satellite to Klaus, and her entire purpose in the TO narrative is to serve Klaus’ interests. And ironically that’s one of the things killing Klamille and hurting both characters individually, Cami isn’t good for Klaus because she brings no new dimension to his character and she offers no comparison or contrast to him because she’s simply there for his sake as a character. Caroline is better for Klaus than Cami is because she isn’t just a sounding board that exists for Klaus’ benefit.

2. Because Klaus doesn’t need to be babied. I mean, I don’t know what’s so difficult for certain writers to grasp about this, but Klaus really doesn’t need people falling all over him to soothe his manpain. In fact, one of the biggest reasons Klaus is such a monstrous narcissistic freak is because he has built his entire world around his own wants and whims, regardless of the consequences for others. The idea that someone fawning over him like it’s their job would somehow lead Klaus to some great revelation or character development is insane, because it’s exactly what he’s had for his entire life and quite frankly it’s just common sense that no person is going to develop in an echo chamber (which is basically what Cami is to him at this point). What makes Caroline such a relevant and important character in Klaus’ overall development is that SHE FORCES HIM TO ACTUALLY DEVELOP. She doesn’t treat him like a poor wounded animal who’s just lashing out because he’s in pain, she treats him like a person who is responsible and culpable for his own choices. THIS is what Klaus needs in order to develop, he needs to be forced to not only make his own decisions, but to take responsibility for those decisions. 

3. Because Klaus is not a good person. This is obviously tangentially related to my last point, but yeah, Cami’s unwavering faith in humanity and Klaus in particular is fucking insane. Not only is it completely baseless because Cami has pretty much zero reason to believe that Klaus is a good person, but by constantly putting her faith in Klaus’ underlying goodness she’s alleviating him of a metric fuckton of responsibility for the abhorrent behavior HE CHOOSES TO ENGAGE IN. Klaus has chosen to do a lot of really horrible things, so for anyone let alone a HUMAN WITH NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE SUPERNATURAL UNTIL A FEW MONTHS AGO to be dealing with a millennium old serial killer on any kind of woobifying level is legit batshit insane. One of my huge problems with comparisons like Klaroline vs. Klamille is that so many people resort to the “well Caroline treats Klaus like he’s a horrible person”. ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REALSIES RIGHT NOW? Klaus IS a fucking horrible person, and guess what, if you meet Ted Bundy irl weeping over what a horrendous childhood he had or how misunderstood he is by everyone around him is fucking nuts. And yes we’re dealing with a supernatural world, but Cami is a human who lived outside of that supernatural world for the vast majority of her life, so her reaction to Klaus is completely batshit crazy. Caroline’s reaction is the normal reaction, and it’s the kind of treatment that Klaus has earned. 

4. Because a relationship shouldn’t be easy for Klaus. As I said, Klaus is a terrible person. He made that bed, and now he has to lie in it. He shouldn’t be able to find a pretty young girl that strikes his fancy and just expect her to fall at his feet swooning. On that principle alone Cami is a horrible choice for him, and the fact that Caroline refused to budge on her own rules and decisions even though she had a connection with Klaus makes her the obvious choice in that context. 

5. Because Klaus would never reasonably become emotionally invested in a relationship like Klamille. Klaus, well at least TVD!Klaus, was an incredibly intelligent and manipulative character. Klaus knew what kind of a person he was and knew how others saw him, and honestly he would just never become emotionally involved with someone like Cami because he’d know that she was naive enough to believe his manipulations and wasn’t really capable of seeing the real him. One of the reasons I’ve always thought Klaus was drawn to Caroline was because that she didn’t see him as either a wounded bird or as the evil mastermind, she’s really one of the only people to grasp the complexity that is Klaus and see every facet of the person he is and chooses to be, and that’s really the only kind of relationship Klaus could ever have with anyone. He could never love someone that he thought couldn’t or wouldn’t see who he is.

6. Because Caroline develops Klaus’ character while Cami just explains it. And this is really a big problem with Cami in general, but it’s an exceptional problem when it comes to Klaus because A. he’s the lead of the show and B. because Cami’s entire purpose in the TO narrative revolves around Klaus. But really, the writers have created the most epic cheat of all time with Cami, because they use her “psychological expertise” to just explain whatever it is the other characters are thinking and feeling. That’s some pretty lazy writing and it’s pretty boring to watch, especially when it comes to the lead of the show. When Klaus interacted with Caroline it always felt like we were discovering some undiscovered facet of Klaus as a character, or better yet we were watching Klaus be confronted with a difficult choice he’d never faced before and watching his character develop before our eyes. With Klamille we’re just watching someone explain how Klaus is feeling, there’s nothing challenging or new about it and it feels like we’re just being spoon-fed information (not to mention the fact that there’s no development actually happening and we’re just being told what to think makes it much harder to believe in TO!Klaus as a character).

7. Because they’re a horrible example to set for the audience. Okay, obviously this doesn’t have a lot to do with Klaus, but Jesus, maybe let’s not idealize a relationship where a woman’s life revolve completely around a random douchebag that isn’t even her boyfriend and act like this is the pinnacle of romance.

8. Because they’re miserable to watch. Again, not exactly having to do with Klaus, but mother of god how could I not include it in the list. They stare at each other, they cry, they pretentiously wax poetic about each other and themselves, they cry, they talk about their families, they cry, they talk about babies, they cry, they faux threaten each other, they cry. They never do anything remotely interesting with each other and while I don’t expect Klaus to be Captain Sunshine by a long shot I really don’t understand why the writers think these two emo nutjobs staring at each other with faces like smacked asses would be compelling television. And a lot of people give Caroline a lot of shit for being “shallow” because she dares to smile on a regular basis, but really, Klaus could use a little pleasantness in his life, especially since TO!Klaus is basically the saddest living being on planet earth. Also it doesn’t suck for the audience to not be assaulted non-stop with the whiniest cast of depressive weirdo characters in the history of fiction. 

If he was serious, then he would not be Carlos!

Carlos is so unserious 😭

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