may your birdfeeder attract rodents
may you choose the grocery cart with a janky wheel
may your toilet bowl be extra echo-y
may the airlines scuff up your luggage
may you settle into bed all comfy and cozy, only to realize that you have to pee
may your credit card get briefly stuck in the chip reader when you have a long line behind you
may your coworkers point out how tired you look
may you get lipstick on your teeth
may you receive a backhanded compliment that replays in your head for the rest of the day
may your hot date have awful taste in movies/music
may all the produce in your fridge spoil before you get the chance to cook it
may your smoke detector go off while you're cooking
May your pillow never have a “cold” side when sleeping.
May you feel like a rock is stuck in your shoe when walking.
May you always drop your keys before unlocking any doors
May your shower only give you lukewarm water
May your razors always be slightly too dull when you want to shave.
may you receive spam calls often
May your winged eyeliner never be even
may your gravy be lumpy
may all your doorknobs be sticky
may you put down your hot tea/coffee and forget about it until it's too cold to properly enjoy.
may your antibacterial gel leave a sticky residue on your hands
not to be gay but. women huh
A sunset will color your dreams
Photos by Mauro Scalabroni
hey do you have these spiky guys lying around in your neighborhood?
they’re called sweet gum tree balls ((or witches burrs)) and they fall off of sweetgum trees that are native to eastern north america, the eastern mediterranean, and east/southeast asia!
these little guys can be used for witchcraft purposes in case you haven’t already guessed. they’re good for banishing negative energy, protection, making wards. etc. so next time you see some lying around outside grab em and use them in your practice!
Your intuition is your best friend; better to be wrong and safe than right and silent.
Your digestion knows when something is off.
Not everyone has to believe you, and not everyone is worth telling.
Divination is here to guide you, not to define you.
Protection. Cleansing. Protection. Cleansing. Protection. Clea—
When you get in your own head, you get in your own way.
Magick is science, psychology, intention, and unknowns.
Tools are only focuses; you are all you need.
There is energy in everything; atoms are moving all around us, each working together to keep the universe from unravelling. How bold of us to assume we aren't able to witness that energy.
Ask for permission, not forgiveness; your sister may forgive, but the earth may not.
Even if this is all bullshit (it isn't, in my experience), it's fun, and laughter is the best medicine.
Aloe for burns and antibiotics for infections.
"Let other men go to war; Protesilaus must love."
You don't owe your time, energy, or resources to anyone else, but sharing is often rewarding.
Some information is too valuable to give away; charge for the things you cherish; keep the things you need.
Be respectful of everything. I mean everything.
Research, research, research!
Sometimes the aesthetic is half the fun.
Your blood, your bones, your sweat, your tears; they are all deeply a part of you so long as you're tied to your body. They belong to you for a while, but they're on loan; use them wisely.
Know your present place; know your potential; they are not the same thing.
Things to help you move on and recover from a long day, a rough night or a good cry.
Spells and magic:
Rose quartz healing tears spell
Ease the pain spell
Here comes the sun spell
Self love bath / Shower ritual
Cleansing ritual body scrub
Quick pick me up glamour
Seashell charm for self acceptance
A simple spell to release stress
Sunrise magic
Things to make:
Self care sachet
Self love and healing spell bottle
Inspired healing bottle
Self love jar
To move forward:
I move on sigil
Restarting spell
Clarity spell
Letting go - banishing spell
Spell for reassurance
Self empowerment spell jar
Little things to do:
Surround yourself with crystals like rose quartz, carnelian, amethyst, rhodonite, citrine, pyrite and more!
Use rose water or honey to sweeten up your day.
Witchy thing to do right now
Magical self care
Self care magic
Self care for the witch
What to do if witchcraft drains you
Drinks:
Self love latte spell
Overall positivi-tea*
‘Give me sunshine’ potion for happiness*
Heal your heart potion*
Mental reboost tea*
More in this masterpost!
*Please research herb safety before using!
Odds and ends:
The new you tarot spread (3 card)
Magics for heartbreak
Witchcraft for the grieving
Gentle witchcraft
Magic to replenish energy
Links updated July, 2022. Please inform me of broken links via askbox!
Quote by Lea Natay
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You can eat.
You are loved if not by your family then by the gods.
You matter if you do or don’t follow the gender/sexual “norms.”
No matter where you are the gods are with you. They will listen, you’re loved, you’re amazing, they love your “ugly” Christmas sweater (I do too, you look bomb.)
Have a wonderful holiday!