Just Thought Of This But This Is Lowkey Kinda Funny Since Nikki And Lita Use To Date In The 80's. I Shouldve

guys I don’t know what to write AUGHH………

working on a sick!reader x Hobie fic but I dunno how to feel about it so far LOLLL

cryin !!

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In Your Eyes

Hobie Brown / Latina Reader

Synopsis// Just Hobie with a Latina gf :3

Tw// fluff, angst, + a lil bit of hispanic family trauma cuz we love that (sarcasm), COMFORT !!

J's notes// *baho is a nicaraguan dish that has plantain, meat, potatoes, slices of tomatoes and other greens in it, it's on of my favs <3

HOBIEEEE MY GUYYYYY he's so curious about your culture, like where you're from, what your family is like, etc. he's like a kid in a candy store :33

He loves coming over to your dimension and eating with your family, he was blown away by the amount of flavour those homecooked meals of yours had

He loves it when you cook something new for him to try <33

He never really understood why you clean so much until he began to pay close attention to you. He quickly realized that you cleaned around the house whenever you felt overwhelmed in your mind.

"Luv, a'you alright?" he asked as he came up behind you and wrapped his arms around your plush waist. You stopped sweeping and let the broom lean on the wall so you could turn around and hug him, ".. Yeah. Jus' got a lot on my mind.."

He's not at home a lot because 'performing art pieces' (causing havoc in society) takes up most of his time, but he makes sure to express his appreciation to you when he comes home to a clean apartment and food already made.

Your family would absolutely love him, especially the favorite cousins, they like his easy-going and chaotic nature <33

"Y ese? Es tu novio?" your tia asked with a smile as she hugged you and looked up at him, bringing him in for a hug as well.

"You her boyfriend?" one of your older cousins asked him as you all sat on the steps, eating baho*. "Yeah, I am." he answered with a slight smirk. "A'ight, just don't break her heart." your cousin warned as Hobie looked down at you with a playful smile.

He treat your mom as if she was his own. I'm talkin like: he would do the most, as in, helping her around the house, helping her cook and absolutely showing you up xD

"Why can't you be more like him, ah?" Your mom looked down at you with a playful smile, her hands on her hips and Hobie in the background with a mischievous smirk on his face as he mopped the floor.

If your dad is in your life, he definitely brings Hobie along to the carne asada to make him help with cooking the meat. (Hobie has have you around so you can translate what your dad's asking him to do)

He feels so honored when your dad gives him a piece of the meat before letting anyone else eat (its a rite of passage atp)

Your little cousins def think of Hobie as the coolest person alive, he's out here buying (stealing/making) them stuff and they always have so much fun with him <33

He teaches them some British slang (and bad words ofc this is Hobie we're talking about) and loves roughhousing with them, he thinks they're energetic and loves them with his whole heart fr

"Quien madres te enseño eso?" you asked your little cousin as you kneeled in front of her with a half-concerned half-amused look on your face. You laughed a little when she pointed at Hobie who was now walking away, whistling and acting like he'd had nothing to do with it.

He's a fast learner so you best believe this man is out here dancing bachata, salsa, cumbia, reggaeton, punta, wepa, etc etc. you name it, he'll learn it for you.

"You just put your foot here, remember that you're leading." You tell him as you look down at the placement of his feet, he was trying to pay attention to you words but he was busy admiring the fact that you took the time to actually teach him.

Sooner or later, he ends up picking up Spanish since you speak it around the house sometimes + you two go to a lot of family parties. His accent comes through a lot when he speaks it and its adorable

Overall, he'd be a ray of sunshine to you and your family, everyone adores him 🫶

People r so slow and stupid bro

IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON HC THAT HOBIE SECRETLY LIKES TAYLOR SWIFT OR LANA DEL REY IM GONNA SHOOT MYSELF

also just saw Vince Neil’s ‘corn’ tape, how was your day?🖤🖤

So sorry for my absence you guys. I’ve been doing a bunch of shit lately like visiting Las Vegas and shit. I’ll try to get back on my regular posting schedule but I don’t think that’ll happen for a while because of end of year testing that’s going on in school rn💔💔

LMFAO IM GUNNA BE SO FR YOU ALMOST GOT ME IN THE FIRST PART

BUT SO REAL!! I LOVE HIM SOOOO MUCH HES SO CUTE ERHAJDNKEN

People need to stop calling vince fat like he’s not in his 20s anymore

THATS LITERALLY WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING.

ILY ANON YOURE LITERALLY SO RIGHT.

like dawg it is NOT the 1980’s anymore, hese rockers won’t look the same as they did 40 FUCKING YEARS AGO. Leave them alone!!

To the people who say shit like ‘Vince really let himself go’ or other things like ‘Vince Meal’ I hope you shit yourself. He’s gone through SO much with the death of Razzle, the death of his own DAUGHTER and MORE.

Vince is strong cuz I would’ve kms already if I went through the same shit he did

What’s all this talk about Vince falling he picked himself right back up

I KNOW DUDE

like everybody I’ve seen talk about him falling are all making fun of him as if he hasn’t fallen on stage before????

Like leave the guy alone Jesus Christ

God forbid someone makes a mistake on stage !

Sobbing real hard rn

okay but when hobie's daughter gets a little older she gets into musical instruments i feel like hobie would be through the roof teaching his little girl how to play the guitar

he’d suggest on making a small band. just you 3. it’s a little family activity you have. they both play instruments while you sing :(

and hobie sometimes does some harmonisation with you. except he purposefully screeches or sings badly to make you two laugh. because seeing his girls laugh is his fav thing in the world :(((( IM CRYING AGAIN

Every famous person has a problematic past and yes Motley Crue is known more for their antics than music at this point but why do people act like men don’t have feelings

Why do you think Vince is private now and has his comments turned off

EXACTLY!!

Js cuz their celebrities that’s been around for years dosent mean they can’t get sad over things idiots say to them:((

It truly breaks my heart thinking about it