Zayn: So Do You Have Any Crush?

sal: there are no snacks left in your apartment.

larry: i am literally right here

A Fair Tail (the merman!Harry fairytale) Part 1 & 2 Words by sunshine_louie on ig / @top-tommo​

hbottom é uma religião sz

Louis:I DONT NEED YOUR HELP IM GROWN I CAN DO IT MYSELF

Harry:I have Dino nugget in the kitchen

Louis:nuggies

….. Whats good?

Liam:new year new me

Louis:new year old me you can’t change what’s already perfect

Someone: You can’t do that.

Me:

Can you explain to me what happen in the whole Dallas,Texas with freshly fucked Harry , I didn't really pay attention do that. Thanks :)

Oh dear. Ok. Please, I’m going to need you to pay attention right now then because this is so so so SO important. 

The boys went to Dallas (technically Frisco) back in 2012 to do a special show and some promo. Harry and Louis were joined at the hip being domestic and needy and clingy and blehhhhhh the entire day

How do we even HAVE this picture???? You just know Louis was whispering a thousand filthy things into Harry’s ear. 

And shortly after that I’m sure they found a broom closet or a sound proof dressing room or SOMETHING because….

Harry. was. wrecked.

Let’s make a check list shall we?

Glassy eyes.

Messy curls.

SWOLLEN LIPS. SERIOUSLY DO YOU SEE THEM???? 

Flushed cheeks. MAC has to have a blush that matches this color. And if it isn’t called Frisco or Dallas then I think the cosmetic people need to rethink their life choices.

It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure out what went on here

HE LOOKS SO OUT OF IT. HARRY THIS IS OBSCENE

And who do you think was to blame for the state Harry was in? This little guy right here. Just look at him. So proud. Glassy eyed, flushed cheeked little casanova. That’s the smile of a boy who just fucked Harry Styles’ brains out yep.

They were both so sweaty. Like………????????

“Take it Harry take it! Just like you took it a few hours ago”

Louis…./LOUIS/…. someone is ready to go again

During the show they were all over each other toooo. He’s rolling up Harry’s sleeves. Somebody make this stop ffs

A tame visual of what happened earlier/what probably happened again later

cuddles <333

So that’s the story of Dallas. I hope it was a very educational experience for you :)

Niall: I'm fine

Zayn: You don't look fine

Niall: Then stop looking