’ When We Kiss

Larry: How are you?

Sal: I’m fine.

Larry: Yes, you are.

Sal: What?

Larry: What

Louis: Your smile? Makes my day

Harry: Your happiness? What I live for

Niall: A room? fucking get one

louis: I can’t go. Stress is bad for the baby.

niall: What baby?

louis: Me.

Louis: I'm not mad I just want to know why you two need a fake ID?

Harry: *mumbles*

Louis: What was that?

Niall: ...You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies.

harry: All clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it.

larry texting

Louis: hey babe what are you doing

Louis: babyy how are you

Harry: calm down, no need to double text

Louis: do i look like i care if i double text

Louis: i'll fucking triple text

Louis: buzz buzz it's me with the fifth text bitch

Louis Tomlinson literally exists and is not just a figment of my imagination.

….. Whats good?

Liam: ouch, harry, where on earth did you get that bruise?

Harry: [thinking back to yesterday when he walked into a pole after louis blew a kiss at him]

Harry: ... i-i'm in a gang

Louis:I DONT NEED YOUR HELP IM GROWN I CAN DO IT MYSELF

Harry:I have Dino nugget in the kitchen

Louis:nuggies