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Louis: i'm 50% sassy, 80% gay and 70% singer
Liam: that's 200%
Louis: i'm twice the man you'll ever be
Louis: I'm not mad I just want to know why you two need a fake ID?
Harry: *mumbles*
Louis: What was that?
Niall: ...You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies.
Liam: Tell me about yourself!
Niall: I get jealous of my phone when it dies
Harry: Good morning Lou you look beautiful today
Louis: Good morning Ha-
Harry: HAHA APRIL FOOLS!
Harry: YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAY!
Harry: *Trips over nothing*
Louis: Haha you're so clumsy
*5 minutes later*
Louis: *Aggressively punching the air* What's your fucking problem, huh? What did he ever do to you?
Louis: Your smile? Makes my day
Harry: Your happiness? What I live for
Niall: A room? fucking get one
Liam: ouch, harry, where on earth did you get that bruise?
Harry: [thinking back to yesterday when he walked into a pole after louis blew a kiss at him]
Harry: ... i-i'm in a gang
Louis: Must you attack me with words?
Zayn: Do you want me to use rocks?
Fine Line as Lush Bath Bombs
Liam:new year new me
Louis:new year old me you can’t change what’s already perfect
Louis:I DONT NEED YOUR HELP IM GROWN I CAN DO IT MYSELF
Harry:I have Dino nugget in the kitchen
Louis:nuggies
A Fair Tail (the merman!Harry fairytale) Part 1 & 2 Words by sunshine_louie on ig / @top-tommo
h: kiss me before midnight, before the curtains fall. we’re a secret, we can’t be revealed, so be mine while we still can. l: love you. h: love you too.
24 days of harry - day 01: harry: a summary (inspired by the colors of the rainbow and their meanings)
donate: little princess trust // drop4drop
“You’ll never feel like you’re alone. I’ll make this feel like home”.
Larry: How are you?
Sal: I’m fine.
Larry: Yes, you are.
Sal: What?
Larry: What
sal: there are no snacks left in your apartment.
larry: i am literally right here
harry: Always be positive!
[falls down the stairs]
harry: Wow, I got down those stairs fast!
Louis: What was that noise
Harry: my shirt fell
Louis: it sounded a lot heavier than that
Harry: …I was wearing it
Larry: Hey, are you getting enough sleep?
Sal: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.
Larry:
Sal: So yeah I’m good bro
harry: Oh, come on. I wasn’t that drunk.
louis: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
harry: [teary-eyed, voice cracking] Because you are!
❝ - Repeat. - Orders between teeth, smiling cruelly, pushing his cock to the bottom. She screams, throwing her head back and rolling her eyes at the sudden introduction. - Repeat, Harry! - He slaps me, hard and hot, leaving my cheek on fire.
- Or what? - I ask laughing, really feeling like a masochist at that moment. Or, as Louis once said ... I'm feeling like a brat. - Hit! Hit again! ❞
Nsfw //
I've written about 30K of sub harry & dom louis and I have no regrets😩 There's still a lot to come, I think it'll be about 45K in total.
If anyone has ideas for a bratty sub scene, hit me up! My imagination is running low on that one🌚
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“All good boys go to heaven, but bad boys need to be punished”
Is it just me or did I read too much larry fanfictions that reading a hetero book makes me bored and well not interested??