Never Thought I’d See The Day

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

Bet!!!!

support trans people.

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

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Yo guys, raise your hand if you came out to your friend recently (as a lesbian) but don't know how the duck to tell him I'm non-binary, or that my name is Airyn (I haven't transitioned yet, and only my best friend knows) So yeah....and we are both crushing on the same fucking girl. I'm not exited for today man. *raises hand*

Omg no fucking way I started this back in like 2022 when it started and then lost it and holy fuck holy fuck its still going and I found it again omg yes

omg happy sbi aha i’m sure nothing can go wrong

based on: The Golden Phoenix

Its not :D

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

I'm going to hell man- bro- So I was on do not disturb, on discord, right? I was making smth, and then forgot to turn it off. My friend dms me like: Are you okay? What happened? Why are you on do not disturb?? And this is super sweet and everything, and I truly do appreciate this: but I am of dying of fucking laughter rn. Because he was so worried bc I WAS ON DO NOT DISTURB. I'm going hell *dies of laughter*

OMGG THE QUACKITY STREAM IM CRYING RN

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?