I Dont Agree With Everything I Say By The Way. I’m Not That Type Of Girl

and it's so like..modern too. she’s meant to be living life in the 70s, why does her room LOOK LIKE THAT WHERE IS ALL THE STEREOTYPICAL 70S STUFF

lol ruby redfort canonically keeps cups and plates and cutlery in her room until there is literally none left in the redfort household. 

if you’ve seen that ‘rich aussie mum’ series on tiktok then you KNOW that’s exactly how sabrina would sound lmao 

i’m not giving up the australian ruby agenda 

Benoit’s accent should be different in every movie of the Knives Out franchise to help keep us on our toes.

can we please acknowledge the fact that TYLB is absolutely TERRIFYING??? 

like THERE IS A LITERAL SEA MONSTER ON THE COAST OF TWINFORD. a sea monster that eats people and forces them to tell the truth if they escape with their life like that is some fantasy shit and no one questions it?? also ruby and clancy nearly drowning in that cave full of sharks + a sea monster??

terrifying, I tell you

a creature can be a girl. …..And! as well, a girl can be a creature

I’m a firm believer that Sabrina and Brant are very very blonde and when Ruby came out with hair as dark as dirt everyone just thought she was adopted 

the poses the question: ruby = adopted?? maybe?? would make sense??

god 

A terrifying yet thrilling thought: Charlie Dalton meeting Ferris Bueller

The world would not be prepared for that epic crossover

the whole book tbh 

Hitch at the end of FTF:

AND RED AND MOUSE ROLLER SKATING AHH 

pls lmk if this is wrong but i think ruby stopped skateboarding after ftf which is just so tragic bc imagine ruby skating through the hallways at spectrum or smthing while waiting for LB to yell at her 

me w ruby 

I love you my neither alive nor dead girl. My transient girl. My girl in purgatory. My Schrödinger’s cat girl. My girl in limbo