This is adorable 🥰
Bernard as a dad!
Warnings : small dirty joke (you'll miss it if you blink), protective bernard, workaholic bernard, fluff
Genre : family, romance
Characters included : Bernard, afab!reader, [daughters name]
Writing style : headcanons
☃︎ he 100% is a girl dad
☃︎ So. Many. Bows.
☃︎ he's literally a sucker for gaint bows on her
☃︎ when she was newborn-1 yrs old, and you couldn't sleep, he'd let you sleep in until like 2 in the afternoon
☃︎ ^^and he'd carry her around in a little carrier or just on his hip
☃︎ puts her in polar bear onsies all the time
☃︎ hes so protective of you two
☃︎ literally has to think twice before letting someone even TOUCH his little girl
☃︎ she probably says "dada" as her first word but he rlly wants to hear her say "mama" (if you prefer being called that)
☃︎ cries when she takes her first steps
☃︎ surprisingly hears dirty jokes coming from Santa
☃︎ refused to let Curtis touch her for a WHILE but after a talk with you he let em
☃︎ sing and plays music for her all the time
☃︎ when someone says something like "she has your smile" or "she looks like your eyes" he cries of happiness later
☃︎ calls her his "miracle" or "snowangel"
☃︎ when she has enough hair, he always either puts her in braids or pigtails
☃︎ sometimes feels bad when he comes home early and finds you actually doing work instead of resting
☃︎ she has a little candy cane pacifier that's always around her neck or in her mouth
☃︎ dances with her too
☃︎ when he's staying up late doing work and the baby won't sleep, he let's her stay with him in his office so you can sleep
☃︎ has a little corner in his office with toys so she can be entertained in there
☃︎ he doesn't know it, but sometimes you stay up for hours with her too so HE can get sleep
☃︎ spoils her a shit ton
☃︎ cannot resist her pouting, smile, or puppy dog eyes
☃︎ eventually asks you if yall could make another baby
☃︎ your smirk and wiggle your eyebrows at him he just continues to beg
☃︎ "first we gotta get [daughters name] to sleep through the whole night"
☃︎ if you do agree to have another baby it will be another girl
☃︎ and he's not upset
☃︎ he loves his girls <3
Love him sm
This gave me chills when I first saw it and still does…
Love me some analog horror
The Mandela Catalogue stuff
Still do
Fuck @wide-eyed--wonderer and @thesevenumbrellas
Reblog if you were also in love with Bernard the elf as a kid
Happy birthday Weiss Schnee 💙❄️
A very beautiful Stimboard
Just love it
Can I Get A Stimboard Of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory Plz? ~ Willy Wonka
"Not The Character, Plz Like Just The Factory Vibes Such As Chocolate Waterfall & Such"
Based more on the factory itself then the character :3
Hope you enjoy it, Mr Wonka :D
Thank you for the request, friend!
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Hot coco time with the family and watch the TSC Movies😊
Saw this and got chills
knowing the difference between being loved and being trapped
Happy thanksgiving🦃
Happy thanksgiving to you too :))