Sucks So Bad That I Have To Do Physical Therapy And Wear A Wrist Brace. On Account Of Jacking It Too

what is this man's obsession with pineapples

Loooove that everyone else is Psych gets the 'normal in comparison' treatment because of Shawn.

Juliet? Goes undercover so well she wears her outfits to the precinct. Broke some girl's nose undercover. Threw a surprise party for Lassie and invited only criminals.

Lassiter? Keeps an adress book of past arrests to 'check up on them'. Massive gun nerd. Keeps a board of criminals pasted up in his house. His hobbies outside of work are guns and civil war reenactment (so basically the same stuff he does at work).

Chief Vick? Made Shawn get her a babysitter and told him he couldn't work any cases until he did. Hired a psychic to work for the police. Is that even legal? Had the most childish fight with her sister in front of her subordinates.

Gus? Never wants to let anyone use his work phone even when they are actively in mortal danger. Put Shawn on his insurance plan. Never gets over anything ever. He's a sympathetic crier. He doesn't see his friend for like almost a decade and immediately jumps into lying to the police with him.

yeah im not saying that.

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hey i noticed you didn’t like any of my posts today are we broken up?

I need friends that will talk about the beatles and be a freak with me, none of my friends like it when I yap abt the beatles

Can we talk about the fact that Burton Guster did a taste test on a piece of meat he thought belonged to Lassie?

Like everyone thought Lassie had been marinated and grilled by this Bigfoot guy in the woods and nonetheless, when no one was looking, Gus tasted it.

Next to Shawn no one notices, but Gus isn't exactly the epitome of normality either.

canon mlm rep be like "i like a boy..but im!?!? also a boy!? >-<??" meanwhile queerbaiting "if you die i'm alone".