I Had A Rough Day. Bartender, One Glass Of The Characters Kissing, Please

Important Things I Learned From Ace Attorney Manga:

Pearl has a crush on Miles Edgeworth…and a thing for guys wearing glasses

Miles gets invited to movie premiers

And only attends because he would find it rude not to

Manfred von Karma has fortuneteller friend who is close enough to merit Franziska doing them a favor

Which means Franziska has worked as a fortune teller called Madame Lovetap

A zealous religious cult follows Franziska in hope she will whip their inner demons into submission

Diego Armando is bi - canon

Miles has tried a case while in a state of undress rather than let the case go awry

He was acting as a defense attorney because Phoenix was out of commission at the time

Maya is into girls - canon. Legit attracted to Pink Princess

Some bullshit fortune teller who reads your future from how you lick soft serve ice cream predicted Phoenix’s ignoble career change

Even after knowing him like three years, Maya still calls him Harry not Larry

Miles’ sense of duty has him investigating open-and-shut cases

Miles has saved Gumshoe’s job

Miles lies to witnesses about having evidence to get them to testify

Miles actually tries to help Phoenix just like Klavier does for Apollo, he’s just more of a smirking ass about it

Miles is a fan of the Sparkle Land mascots

Miles and Phoenix have stood in for said mascots in a stage show

Phoenix finds nervous nailbiting sexy. You do you, Phoenix Wright. You do you

Phoenix’s type is Murder Suspect, let’s be real

Wendy Oldbag can smell Miles Edgeworth approaching

Miles falls asleep in movie theatres

When Phoenix springs on Miles that Miles is buying everyone lunch, Miles is just like “damn if I’d known then we would have had fancier lunch”

Even Miles can’t recognise Phoenix when his hair isn’t spiked

Nobody but Phoenix can recognise Miles when he’s not wearing his cravat

Phoenix bribes Gumshoe with food to find out how Miles is doing

Miles lies about a crime and evidence to try to keep Pearl from learning that a movie she was watching has a sad ending

Miles let Gumshoe talk him into a blind double date with a woman, and hated every moment of that date

Miles, Gumshoe, Phoenix, and Larry have outings they call a group date

Miles watches the autopsies for his cases

Miles would let a grieving kid stab him for prosecuting his dad

Miles envies Phoenix his fun investigations

Miles fights a bear to save Maya

Miles has a hard time saying “thank you” - he fought the bear because he found this an easier way to express his thanks

Miles always loses drinking contests

Miles goads Phoenix and Maya into bickering for his entertainment

Franziska’s whips come from sex shops

Franziska whips her food instead of using a knife

Miles has pollen allergies from spring flowers

Miles is the friend who goes to concerts for music he doesn’t even like to spare Gumshoe from going alone

Gumshoe is the kind of person who buys gifts for a friend even when he’s broke

Miles doesn’t go to maid cafes - but does go to samurai cafes

Miles has considered opening a prosecutors cafe 

Miles replaced his sportscar with a rickshaw

Maya and Pearl really want Phoenix to adopt a cat

Phoenix has instead put a cat on the stand. At least the parrot could talk, get your shit together Phoenix

Phoenix has thought about getting his drivers license because he’s envious of Miles’ car

Mia has a theory that Phoenix must have a twin and that’s who she defended in her second case

Maya can channel the living, and has channeled Gumshoe

cover commission for @zombolouge 's new fic, indefensible✨

drew these for halloween! ❤️

me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings

pose practice! they are drunk and happy as hell

stanford doesnt have any special shirts for such moments with F so he keeps his usual and boring blue one, also he stole F's tie!!! did you see this ??? robbery in broad daylight,sheesh

she edge me for miles for all im worth til i rise like a phoenix. wright

:)

The fact that Sherlock Holmes in the books canonically doesn’t believe that the Earth revolves around the Sun is friggin wild

preview of my piece for @phoenixwrightzine, a gorgeous, 90+ pages love letter to Phoenix Wright ! It's the last few hours for preorders so don't miss out !! (shop closes 11:59PM ET Sept 15th)

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks