:-)

Rule #3

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Cactusharp (requested by learning-timebuster)

tales from the borderlands intros » episode two: atlas mugged

i hold my head up just enough to see the sky and when we go, we won’t go slow we’ll put up such a fight

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rule #18

war. war never changes.

insult your beautiful large crystal gem

i like the idea of flight being something all homeworld gems can somehow achieve but jaspers gem is on her fucking face whats that fucko going to do

HELLO EVERYONE HERE IS TONIGHT’S MOOD YOU’RE WELCOME

Rule #4

Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.